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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A group of musicians I play with and myself were offered a gig to back up a Toby Keith tribute singer. After we listened to a few songs everyone (separately) came to the same conclusion that he and his material sucked and turned it down. His lyrics must have been written by a slow 8 year old kid.

chascates's avatar

I can't decide which would look more horrifying as President: Newt or Haley Barbour.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Gawd Gingrich is fat. His tie circumnavigates his pork belly, then points to where blondie tells him his penis used to be. (Felt good to say that.)

I saw Nancy Reagan on teevee describing how much she enjoyed State Dinners. The pageantry, the hobnobbing, the personal touch. But Obama welcomes Chinese premier and gets shit from Reagan-worshippers for wasting money.

OT, but I saw George W Bush at the superbowl with Laura. But who was that sitting two seats away? Condi Rice. Get a room you two.

Spurning Beer's avatar

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. One man's dementia is another man's affability. One man's Philadelphia, Mississippi is another man's City on a Hill.

I am so sick of white people.

Fartknocker's avatar

Interesting read on Ronnie RayGun's presidency and tenure as Governor: <a href="http://mises.org/daily/5009..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://mises.org/daily/5009/The-Reagan-Fraud-and-...">http://mises.org/daily/5009...

Joshua Norton's avatar

And yet Jimmy Carter still lives on.

Suck. On. That.

PsycWench's avatar

Who decided that emulating Marie Antoinette was a <b>good</b> idea?