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fuflans's avatar

gross.

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fuflans's avatar

your move AZ.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's just the <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/mon-april-30-2012\/gaywatch---president-obama-fails-to-secure-workplace-protections-for-gay-federal-workers" target="_blank">voice of the untrammelled id</a>, bubbling up and erupting all over himself and others.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Yeah I had a moment of panic when I saw this: "oh crap I thought it was next week!"

Also don't forget Greensboro, quite a few lefties up there as well.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I tried watching, but Bubba's got a distracting set of man boobs that I couldn't seem to get past.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This one was one of my favorites...

"entitled frat boy goes out, buys an amendment one sign, places it in his own yard, "borrows" daddy's shotgun, takes 10 minutes to load, point and fire and grins. yeah, you're southern rock."

My new insult! <i>Yeah, you're southern rock</i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The itsy bitsy redneck went on the internet Whipped out a gun for to make the homos fret But the wonkettes rose against him and mocked him 'til he cried And the redneck ran with tail 'twixt legs a-wishin' he had died

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Dylan Black's avatar

Yeah good point, could just replace "Raleigh" in the original comment with "The Triangle", as I already sort of did in my mind when reading it the first time.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Dear Homophobic Bible-Thumpers:

I would be quite interested in seeing the scriptural verses which explain that some acts which warranted death in the Old Testament are now allowed to be diluted down to "tradition", whereas others are still full-fledged abominations. And also the verses that tell us which are which.

I'll be here all day; take your time.

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schmannity's avatar

Shotgun as speech.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You Tube is such a time saver! Having had a ringside seat to the darkest holes of American sanctimony, misplaced arrogance, self-aggrandizement, and gleeful violence for several years now, I no longer need to watch another video of dumbasses doing dumbass shit.

Hey, DB...here's a video of some shitforbrains simulating violence against an innocent sector of humanity.

(sigh) Seen it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

They'll be so mad at you for making him do that because they know how it hurts him more than you.

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schmannity's avatar

You can't argue with a shotgun.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Something that got mentioned in the Dan Savage flap, actually: the weaselly reasoning is that Christ's new covenant replaces ceremonial law, but moral law remains intact.

You then ask the weasel to explain how stoning women to death for not being virgins on their wedding night is not a moral issue.

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SullivanSt's avatar

KABLAM is speech too, my friend.

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