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One question: what the fuck is Sebastian Gorka doing at the White House in the first place?

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Probably out of the basement of a pizza parlor.

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Oh, robert, come in, robert!

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She said she was a magic mama, and she threw a mean tarot...

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People like him would be exposed and relegated to the dustbin of society in any actual high school. That's how messed up this presidency is.

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Missed opportunity by the White House reporter, he could've called Gorka a balloon headed goon Nazi wannabe with Mommy issues and had the Judge sign off on that because free speech...and also true too.

Sarah Sanders Grisham is new day, same lies, straighter eyes, spox that lies who is now 0 and 2 with no ties.

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Cheap as free!

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If only Gorka would leave.

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In addressing Gorka, one should always put hard stress on "Mr.," to call out that one is not addressing him as "Dr."

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Russell Crowe. Hotel clerk. Cellphone.

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Mr. Not a Dr.

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"Hey, you," would also be acceptable.

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I think he's making a list of WONKET BESMIRCHANDISE being sold around here by the all professional amateur comment-bloggers! THIS MEANS YOU!

*Cue computer voice telling you about your infraction lawsuit before a magistrate judge in superior supreme court, press one to settle out of court now*

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That WAS him! Didn't recognize him without the pimp outfit. Or the prison orange.

"You work for Playboy, you must have a sweet dildo boat!"

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Collar, huh? I figured he misread the operating instructions on his cockring.

Which sure would explain his ginormous Sputnik head.

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