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Enter Ranting's avatar

One question: what the fuck is Sebastian Gorka doing at the White House in the first place?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Probably out of the basement of a pizza parlor.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Oh, robert, come in, robert!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

She said she was a magic mama, and she threw a mean tarot...

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TrytheVeal's avatar

People like him would be exposed and relegated to the dustbin of society in any actual high school. That's how messed up this presidency is.

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Leftflank's avatar

Missed opportunity by the White House reporter, he could've called Gorka a balloon headed goon Nazi wannabe with Mommy issues and had the Judge sign off on that because free speech...and also true too.

Sarah Sanders Grisham is new day, same lies, straighter eyes, spox that lies who is now 0 and 2 with no ties.

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Horrible Pourable's avatar

Cheap as free!

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

If only Gorka would leave.

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swmnguy's avatar

In addressing Gorka, one should always put hard stress on "Mr.," to call out that one is not addressing him as "Dr."

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

Russell Crowe. Hotel clerk. Cellphone.

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Leftflank's avatar

Mr. Not a Dr.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Hey, you," would also be acceptable.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think he's making a list of WONKET BESMIRCHANDISE being sold around here by the all professional amateur comment-bloggers! THIS MEANS YOU!

*Cue computer voice telling you about your infraction lawsuit before a magistrate judge in superior supreme court, press one to settle out of court now*

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That WAS him! Didn't recognize him without the pimp outfit. Or the prison orange.

"You work for Playboy, you must have a sweet dildo boat!"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Collar, huh? I figured he misread the operating instructions on his cockring.

Which sure would explain his ginormous Sputnik head.

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