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Carroll O'Connor?

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How I wish TX had voted him out. With votes.

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"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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I refer to him as Fled Cruz. Love gently reminding Texan supporters about that, I do.

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John Barron, David Dennison, Carolin Gallego. A 1992 letter to New York magazine signed by "Carolin Gallego" replied to an article by Julie Baumgold. The letter asserted that "as his secretary" she knew Trump to treat women with respect.[14] This letter resurfaced in a 2017 article in the Washingtonian which highlighted similarities between patterns of repetition in Trump's speech and the final line in the letter, which read: "I do not believe any man in America gets more calls from women wanting to see him, meet him, or go out with him. The most beautiful women, the most successful women—all women love Donald Trump." The Washingtonian was unable to find any record of a Carolin Gallego as secretary to Trump and said that it was not out of the question that Trump himself had written the letter.[15]

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That’s just a testament to their acting ability.

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I’d rather pry my skull open with a crowbar than peer into Cancun Cruz’s psyche, but he seems completely aware of how much people despise him.

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Are we sure those were hugs and not attempts to squeeze the snot out of him?

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A Cruz-like jerk worked in the same large corporation as my late father. The guy's nickname was "Uriah Heep."

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Ah, he desperately needs a hug, huh? So much that he's imagining them. That's sad.

Anyone got a spare grizzly bear around? If so, make sure he skips lunch.

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Norman Lear played a knee-jerk conservative in "All in the Family."

He's not conservative.

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It sounds as though he doesn't admit it to himself and believes he is universally admired and beloved.

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Wasn't Raphael Cruz voted "most punchable face" in the US Senate by his colleagues? Or was that a dream I had.

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That was Otto the autopilot Raphael was talking about. Also too, Otto wasn't giving Raphael a hug, it was Raphael filling Otto with more air.

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Calling Doctor Pimple Popper.

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Slight correction. Carrol O'Connor.

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