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Exactly. That is exactly what they say, and then they conveniently change their minds when they pull the lever.

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What do you suppose Trump's wife (du jour) does in the middle of the night besides wake up SCREAMING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Good article except you fail to realize anything substantive about Dr. Carson. Try reading "One Nation," "America the Beautiful" or pre-order his book coming out in October, "A More Perfect Union" www.tinyurl.com/carsonamore.... It's sure to be as good as the other two, and will show you (if you care to know facts) that Dr. Carson does indeed have plenty of knowledge and wisdom to run the country.

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You do him a disservice. What makes you think he listens to anyone else.

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Hmmm... so your projected Year of the Vagina aligns with the end of my grad-school-imposed celibacy? I like this. I do like this.

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Trump divides the nation into two camps. Those who will vote for even if he never answers a serious questions and those who wouldn't touch him with a bangalore torpedo no matter what his answer.

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They both know how to plan a party; tell their secretary to do it.

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Salute the Reb base. They are passing from the scene and we shall not see their like again... if we are really lucky.

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Surgeons have access to a lot of pain meds...

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You and me both!

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You are giving Carson too much credit. I doubt he was that good a surgeon judging by his opinions. He probably worked in hospials that had great marketing departments and used it to bolster his reputation.

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I was eating. Now I'm on the Wonkette Diet. Alternating between horking and laughing.

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Good luck to you sir!

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He thinks that's a tan. And the rings are sunglass marks.

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I'd have thought he was a cheap tipper.

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