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Parakeetist's avatar

I loooove puppehs!

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Menotsure's avatar

There's somethin' 'bout a dog ....

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tehbaddr's avatar

Aye! The Skritches, if they not be Scottish, they be CRRRRAAAPPPPP!

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helenasgarden's avatar

Why can't the world be all like this? 💕

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Ron Spangler's avatar

I bite you and I bite you and my lil' back legs go weeweeweeweeweeeeeeee!!!!

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memzilla's avatar

WONKETTE SUPPORTS TERRIERISTS!!1!!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Somehow, I don't think that an exhuberant wee puppy like Eunice will ever want for belly rubs...

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I so miss doggie belly rubs. Joss Martin would let me pet his furry tumtum because he was the most lovingest cat ever, but it wasn't quite the same. And Wayne Michael is being too much of a brat to accept belly rubs. What I'm saying is we need cat cafés, but with dogs.

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helenasgarden's avatar

I miss my floofs. Bellies and beans.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Wrigley is 8, but still thinks she's a puppy and loves her Nana and for her Nana to give her belly rubs! Nana is happy to comply.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Termite will not get out of bed in the morning if I don't rub his.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I'll be happy to give that little sweetheart all the belly rubs she can stand.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Bats are so cute!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just LOVE bats! Those black, winged mice are just beautiful creatures.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Is Scottish Black Flying Fox.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Were you around for my bat story last night’s chat? I cried a little.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

One of my cats snatched yet another bat out of the night sky (he’s an amazing jumper) and made a mess with it inside the house. It was gross and my hubs is away, so the cleaning was left to me. Poor sweet little bat, you were too pure for this world. 😢

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Wow and 🙁

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Scottie, rub me up!

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

She cannae take it.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Aye, but rub one puppy belly…..

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

💕

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Meccalopolis's avatar

The little Hawaiian shirt!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Very similar to one of yours.

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Andrew Fleming's avatar

I humbly suggest the Wonkmeet July 20 should be a few hours up the road in Vancouver. Much lower risk of kidnapping! Also we have Nanaimo bars!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

To offset Jared L. Wise, here's a J-6er going down for life for planning the murder of the FBI agents investigating him. Jan. 6er Gets Life in Prison Despite Trump’s Efforts to Free Rioters https://www.thedailybeast.com/jan-6-insurrectionist-gets-life-in-prison-for-murder-plot/

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a. diderot's avatar

I will tell you why we didn't like Bill de Blasio. He was one of those patrician men who think they know best and will mansplain you the job you do. In his first few weeks in office an elderly Asian man was somewhat aggressively arrested for jay walking. He was intensely car centric. His administration consistent targeted cyclists with violations like running a stop sign, or missing reflectors. He completely alienated the police department. He ran for president in 2020 with no chance of succeeding whatsoever. He got into a pointless pissing contest with Andrew Cuomo during the pandemic, seriously guys let it go and work together, people were dying. Obviously I blame Cuomo heartily as well, but this is a "Why we hate de Blasio" comment. He had no charm once he shaved his beard and moustache off, before running for mayor.

It's funny because most of the good things I heard about him besides universal pre-k (that was a huge win, I must admit), I heard about after he left office when Mayor Adams was taking those things away.

I am cautiously hopeful about Zohran Mamdani. He is so enthusiastic, and he really seems as if he cares. De Blasio was always an old political operative, no spirit.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

In a sort of nice times, it looks like California is going to start paying incarcerated firefighters minimum wage instead of the usual pennies a day. In grrrrr, dammit! times, I'm thinking of firing up the pellet stove to break the chill of this winter day. Oh, it's July 2nd, and cold as balls? Well fuck. (actually, colder than balls, as balls should probably be somewhere around 98f, and it is just under 60f at the moment)

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its sub zero here every morning, but its also winter, so eh

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cynmac's avatar

Is there still a Wonkmeet happening in Atlanta in July?

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

yes! Saturday, July 26th, 2025

5pm - 8pm

Where :

Reformation Brewery

105 Elm St, Woodstock, GA 30188

(678) 345-8080

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cynmac's avatar

Thanks

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PRW's avatar

"45 things to do with peaches." They come from a can; they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown (assuming he hasn't been deported yet).

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Liminal's avatar

BellinghamSTERS. Not BellinghamMERS. I could try to make either of those

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

So, does that mean Jared gets to kill a cop for free, as a consolation prize?

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carovee's avatar

That ChatGPT psychosis thing. I would love to see the prompts people are using. The most that I interacted with an AI on a personal level is when I asked for a suggested running schedule. I had a "conversation" about running but it never came back with, "good thing you are starting to jog, you know the global cabal is coming for you".

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biff murphy's avatar

Monkees!

I love the fucking Monkees!

Everybody sing along!

Lyrics

… Here we come, walkin' down the street

We get the funniest looks from every one we meet

… Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around

But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

… We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do

We don't have time to get restless, there's always something new

… Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around

But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

… We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play

We're the young generation, and we've got something to say

… Any time, or anywhere, just look over your shoulder

Guess who'll be standing there

… Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around

But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

… Hey, hey, we're the Monkees and people say we monkey around

But we're too busy singing to put anybody down

… We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play

We're the young generation, and we've got something to say

… Hey, hey, we're the Monkees

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-O4AefVKbc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-O4AefVKbc

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Lefty Wright's avatar

The header reminds me of a line from the Steve (not Stephen) Miller Band, "really love your peaches wanna shake your tree" in the song "The Joker." I apologize if this has already been mentioned.

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carovee's avatar

Whar peaches? The ones in the store are crap. I hear there is a truck that shows up once in awhile packed with peaches but their pop-ups are more secret than ICE raids*.

Could have had a nice brown lady president, but no, and now I'm making lame jokes about masked thugs kidnapping people because I am too immobilized to do anything else.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

people who care don't bring lentils, they bring a nice Porchetta

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pskbh's avatar

And fresh peaches. Whole, eat with juice dripping down your chin, shared with a child who will always remember what a real peach tastes like.

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Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

The same assholes who decry the nanny state demand a nanny state.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Ya, they suckered ol' Kasper in with the tried and true "sweepstakes winner" fugitive roundup sting. You know, the one where they send a letter to all the fugitives telling them they have won a big screen tv, just come on down and pick it up! The look on the fugitives face is priceless as they walk through the door expecting a tv and they get handcuffs. If Kasper had been paying any attention he would have known that ICE has been using these appointments like fugitive roundups to snatch the people up and jail them regardless of their individual story. He got snatched up and it's nobody's fault but his own. He got married, had kids, all that stuff but didn't take time in the last 10 years to get his paperwork, which he knew was deficient, straightened out.

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carovee's avatar

Huh, he missed his form in 2015 when *checks* Obama was president. And no on from 2015-2025 caught the mistake. Who else was president in that time period? I seem to recall their being two.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Simpsons did it ...

https://youtu.be/YJKHw_CNYP4?si=g7wCgSwnR1OLKDd7

“BOAT ROOM”, LOL

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Caught this live on my local news yesterday. It looks like the NYT covered it a bit too.

"If it explodes, we'll deign to mention it."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/california-fireworks-warehouse-catches-fire-explodes-rcna216401

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

and of course they finish the story with how worried everyone is for their 4th july celebrations, how shallow

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Also took place in Yolo (YOLO!) County which is kind of a self-own or something...?

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Yeah, that one blew up real good.

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