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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That Secretary of WARFIGHTER WAR should only be referred to as the prisoner in the dock, at The Hague.

Ron's avatar

This Whitehouse could fill an asylum.

RRJKR's avatar

Just get everybody assembled at Mar a Largo and fence it shut

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Is this any way to run a country?

RRJKR's avatar

More like a Country Club

Nemo's avatar

So Secretary Warboner is all whiny about having his cocktail weenie micro-dick exposed for its pathetic floppiness. He deserves all the applause of one hand fapping.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Them new tRump battle platform floaty thingies seem like Titanic 2.0...and you don't even need an iceberg to bring them down. (I haven't looked at the expert's insights but they seem convinced at a headline level that this is a nonstarter, nonplussed, nonchalant nightmare). YIKES!!

Thank you for your attention to this matter. (after so long got a letter from the VA which had that exact prose as the last 'graph; donny is sofa king stoopid and both aping and parroting his way thru his so called life)

Nemo's avatar

Battleships have been obsolete since the Battle of Midway in June 1942.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Hasbro would like to dispute that claim.

Always Childless Cat Lady's avatar

I don't believe it was about boats at all, I believe Hegseth has something on Trump so bad that it makes all the other Trump fuckery look like cream cum pie. And Hegseth reminded Demented Donnie of that (as one does, or has to) while Phelan fiddled.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't think it's the Epstein girls anymore. Trump has never made a secret of his attraction to underage girls. He's bragged about it. To the Boy Scouts.

I think what everyone's protecting him from is Epstein's boys.

Deb Vitkova's avatar

Mmm, thought that skateboard cut off what there was of Hogsbreath's balls couple of years ago.

GEM's avatar

Hw pathetic is all this? Askng for a friend.

"M"'s avatar

It's all a part of the same system

Uncovering Hidden Deaths By Police Officers - Terence Keel at Baldwin & Co

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=903c8VMbzgk

Donald Trump Is A Drug for White People - Tim Wise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEXrmchIOkU&t=30s

Sometimes we don't get why history is relevant (in part bc it's taught in a very sterile way) BUT it's really important in order to contextualize what's going on now ... especially since fascists are very predictable in that they work out of the same playbook

If that still feels like it deserves some skepticism -- ask yourself why Donald kept inviting Viktor Orban to Mar-A-Lago and why Hungary under Orban was paying for CPAC Conventions ... and then all of a sudden the gangster FCC under Brendan Carr was allowing previously criminally monopolistic mergers in an attempt to create a semblance of state media to brainwash enough people and tell enough lies so that they could stay in power

Hank Napkin's avatar

The President of Poland is Donald Tusk?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Tusk, a two-record set from Fleetwood Mac, had exactly two good songs on it: Tusk and Sara.

The album title came from Lindsey Buckingham's nickname for his penis.

Michael Bowen's avatar

For some reason, the CD version of Tusk had a different version of the best song on the record, Lindsey's "I Know I'm Not Wrong" than what was on the album. It was only until they released that whole multidisk remaster of Tusk that they released the correct take (IIRC, it's the 1/23/79 version).

Hank Napkin's avatar

When Peter Green left the Mac was dead to me.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Well oiled machine.

Hank Napkin's avatar

It comes down to two basic problems with Trump:

1) He Followed His Dream

2) He Believes in Himself

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Power of Positive Stupid.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Hegseth & Smashed Patelare typical Trump DEI hires

Drunk Entitled Inebriated

Ron Spangler's avatar

I've been told it's an open secret in DC that Phelan was insider trading. Now, in this administration, that's probably not in itself grounds for dismissal. Maybe he just wasn't giving the Trump family their cut.

Anyway, I'm waiting for this to show up in the news before I buy into it.

Ron Spangler's avatar

Just recreationally spreading rumors while I procrastinate on other tasks.

Bob's avatar

Old Whiskey Pete better be careful. Trump might appoint Hung Cao as his Sec Def just because he laughs every time he hears his name.

chev_chelios's avatar

....I'm sharpening the needles for my Sec. PeePee Kegbreath and all of the tRUMP regime Voodoo Dolls now as we speak.....

Linda Osika's avatar

I think all of us witches need to get together and hex the Trump administration out of existence.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

You'll find a lovely curse in Laurence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy," that covers every part of the body in detail, including the genitals.