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JunkYardDogg's avatar

Hegseth & Smashed Patelare typical Trump DEI hires

Drunk Entitled Inebriated

Ron Spangler's avatar

I've been told it's an open secret in DC that Phelan was insider trading. Now, in this administration, that's probably not in itself grounds for dismissal. Maybe he just wasn't giving the Trump family their cut.

Anyway, I'm waiting for this to show up in the news before I buy into it.

Ron Spangler's avatar

Just recreationally spreading rumors while I procrastinate on other tasks.

Bob's avatar

Old Whiskey Pete better be careful. Trump might appoint Hung Cao as his Sec Def just because he laughs every time he hears his name.

chev_chelios's avatar

....I'm sharpening the needles for my Sec. PeePee Kegbreath and all of the tRUMP regime Voodoo Dolls now as we speak.....

Linda Osika's avatar

I think all of us witches need to get together and hex the Trump administration out of existence.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Homicide Hegseth fired Phelan within 24 hours of this article being published. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not. Either way, what is documented in the article is evidence of prosecutable serious war crimes and murder. Hegseth is normalizing daily MyLai massacres as standard U.S. military practice. When we get back control of our country, Hegseth must be prosecuted. It is imperative that Dem candidates be supported and elected who have the fortitude and batezem to do just that.

Hegseth is a fucking murderous monster. What is described in the article below will only get worse and continue.

https://dropsitenews.substack.com/p/rare-survivors-of-pacific-boat-strikes?r=3m310m&utm_medium=ios

Martin Knutsen's avatar

My guess is he was pretty f*ing happy yo get out of there, because building "The golden fleet" of completely outdated battleships he sold himself in on is practically impossible. Now how is that "Golden rocket shield" going, who is in charge there?

Thorn Spike's avatar

As hellmouths go, Monterey is actually quite pleasant.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Not to mention the home of the Laguna Seca Raceway, a historic and wonderful racetrack. A thoroughly great place to see IMSA, Indy Car, & vintage racing.

StarJamma's avatar

Notes from Witchville: foggy morning, typical start to a day here. Since Christ has left us about 100 years ago, this sleepy oceanside town has turned to golfing, wineries and transient rich people whining about taxes on their fourth home. Maybe Hung Cao had a point! In any case, I will shuffle through the day in dread anticipation of having to satisfy my witchy partner this eve.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump is so old that he fantasizes about World at War battleships instead of a Death Star or a Constitution-class starship (he's equally likely to get any of them)

Trespassers Will's avatar

Wait…the Navy Secretary, Phelan, has NO MILITARY EXPERIENCE? How did I miss that?

Vic's avatar

Zilch. A money grubber, a Trump donor, and an Epstein buddy.

SkeptiKC's avatar

This reprobate regime remains fiercely focused upon systematically removing anyone who isn't a taint-nuzzling psychopath.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"Biden claimed the Korean war was 7 years!!! He is unfit for office!! Oh wait that was Fatberg who said the Korean war 7 years, never mind" --Corporate Media

Richard S's avatar

I thought the Korean War lasted 11 years.

Oh, wait, that was the TV show M*A*S*H.......

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Secretary Reek (of the Wafting Alcohol Reeks) is a childish failure. He knows it. We know it. Trump knows it. But since Trump hasn't yet fired ALL the women in his cabinet, that little drunk bastard gets to keep fucking up for another few weeks.

VwllssWndr's avatar

He's safe until it's time to throw him under the bus and take the fall for Dear Leader.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I had to read this twice. This must be the first time that a trump appointee has decided to follow the law and constitution rather than irrational, illegal demands. No wonder he was ousted. Unqualified yes, but in this one instance, a stand up person.

Shallow state's avatar

He was manifestly unfit to be Secretary of the Navy from the outset. If there were even a microgram of stand up in him he never would have accepted the appointment. I'm with OMYaC.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

He probably talked to his lawyer and accountant and realized he didn't have the cash to buy a blanket pardon from Fatberg.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Sighs with wistful nostalgia as I remember the two Iowa Class plastic model battleships I built in my youth.

The Iowa was first and had plenty of mistakes.

The Missouri benefited from lessons learned.

Of course my future punk rock friends and I periodically used some of the more mistake marred models to stage epic fighter-jet, tank and navy ship reenactments of famous epic battles. Liberal use of petroleum based volatiles ensured these epic re-writes ended in SPECTACULAR finales where we pronounced "And so all the ship and tanks and planes caught fire and all the soldiers and sailors died and all the people nearby cried to see everything destroyed. THE END."

I assure you the Missouri did not end like that while the Iowa took plenty of the enemy with it to the bottom of the burning ocean.

I do not know where my model of the Missouri ended up. A landfill in Eastern NM probably.

But I was once the Captain of the Iowa and my sailors were brave and stubborn. We never once backed down from any potmetal fascist Nazi tank squadron! For me and my crew it was "Victory or Death!"

I deserve a medal more than donnie.

Stanta Knows's avatar

We did the same - M80s were involved.

Resource NW's avatar

Eldest sibs brought Black Cats back to our suburban NY neighborhood from one of our visits to SD. Several of the neighbor's ship and other war models met their demise.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

We also allowed stock cars and dragsters whose owners needed to provide enough plausibility to the story to be allowed in.

“Yo! Here's Eisenhower's modified Camaro! Gonna race that bitch all the way to Berlin!”

“No way man! Rommel’s souped up Tiger II with Porsche engine gonna stop that shit!”