We reported on Friday that Teabaggers were trying to blame a Teabagger's membership in a lame Teabagger "militia" group as the reason protective services took away his newborn child, and of course made fun of these people, because this is a humor website. That's right: This blog MADE FUN OF TEABAGGERS for being dumb, something your Wonkette has certainly
Anyone who believes that individual liberties exist in a social vacuum are dangerously deluded or being outrightly disingenuous. When people state that the money they earn should not be taxed because it belongs solely to them without acknowledging the impossibility of having a reliable currency without a nation state that levies taxes to at the very least maintain public order, regulate the economy and promote social welfare they are simply fucking cuckoo.
Davy Crockett was a slave owning wingnut of his era, so I understand why they worship him. The Alamo was part of a war against Texas which allowed slavery and Mexico which forbade it, it all honesty was another front on the civil war with the Texans taking the side of the confederacy and Mexico taking the side of most of the civilized world at the time.
You have hit the "Liberty Thing" © right on the head with that one!
For me, the bigger laugh was that these political vultures would actually swoop down on this mess and feast on all the emotion-laden carrion there, to further the anti-guvmint fatwahs of the teabaggists. That the couple involved loved Dukes of Hazzard, the bible, and blarin' thar Boceephuss was just glorious icing on the kind of shitcake that tickles my funny bone.
Now the funny has taken another layer: "You guys just make fun of Nazis cuz Hitler had a funny lookin' moustache! You're a bunch of Moustachists."
In terrist circles, Osama bin Whatever says "Look at that, they harmed a Muslin! Now all Muslins everywhere have a duty to strap bombs on their chests and blow up evil non-Muslins everywhere, because of their obvious hatred of Muslins!" Which is bad, and we're against... right?
But in teabag circles, Brian bin Doherty says a similar kind of thing, and it is good. I guess because they will only be shooting us (with votes)?
Well, ok, sure, but what about with a deceased guineapig on his head, a neato electrical communication thingy in his ear, a shiny suit jacket on, and saying "ghhhhaaaarrrrrllll"?
I don't know how much time you spend with the baggera, but from a safe (reasoned) distance there is almost nothing that can't mocked. To whit:
a disoriented 'leaderless' 'people's party' movement - named after a sex act - that is at least partly funded and organized by entrenched political interests w/a decided fondness for the moneyed classes who threaten to roll back the very scooter benefits that make bagger rallies possible.
the only thing I CAN'T mock is that this cynical populist manipulation is going to saddle us w/an even more disfunctional government.
Maybe the problem is that we here at Wonkette are too subtle with our humor. Maybe Reason like a more classic approach...to wit:
How many teabaggers does it take to put in a lightbulb? NONE...they like it in the dark.
Or...
Two Jews and an Arab walk into a teabagger bar and the bartender says, "Hey towel head...get the fuck out, but you Jews can stay...we'll need you for the apocalypse.
Maybe...
Why did the teabagger cross the road? To suck Glen Beck's dick on the Right side of the street.
What the difference between Beck and Limbaugh? Neither! They're both morally superior to you so stop asking these stupid questions.
I'm sorry, I ran out of Purina Troll Chow. You'll have to look elsewhere.
They are like Anarchists who don't know how to have a good time. All the angst, none of the punk.
If you were on a Right Wing site they would of voted you down and called the party van.
Anyone who believes that individual liberties exist in a social vacuum are dangerously deluded or being outrightly disingenuous. When people state that the money they earn should not be taxed because it belongs solely to them without acknowledging the impossibility of having a reliable currency without a nation state that levies taxes to at the very least maintain public order, regulate the economy and promote social welfare they are simply fucking cuckoo.
Davy Crockett was a slave owning wingnut of his era, so I understand why they worship him. The Alamo was part of a war against Texas which allowed slavery and Mexico which forbade it, it all honesty was another front on the civil war with the Texans taking the side of the confederacy and Mexico taking the side of most of the civilized world at the time.
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The dude looks like the late Greg Giraldo had a baby with Wally from &quot;Leave It to Beaver&quot;.
You have hit the &quot;Liberty Thing&quot; &copy; right on the head with that one!
For me, the bigger laugh was that these political vultures would actually swoop down on this mess and feast on all the emotion-laden carrion there, to further the anti-guvmint fatwahs of the teabaggists. That the couple involved loved Dukes of Hazzard, the bible, and blarin&#039; thar Boceephuss was just glorious icing on the kind of shitcake that tickles my funny bone.
Now the funny has taken another layer: &quot;You guys just make fun of Nazis cuz Hitler had a funny lookin&#039; moustache! You&#039;re a bunch of Moustachists.&quot;
Oh noes!! Not the kulcher warz!!
Ready, Fire, Aim!!!
LOOK OVER THERE! REDNECK MOCKERY! GET THEM!!
Do I have this right:
In terrist circles, Osama bin Whatever says &quot;Look at that, they harmed a Muslin! Now all Muslins everywhere have a duty to strap bombs on their chests and blow up evil non-Muslins everywhere, because of their obvious hatred of Muslins!&quot; Which is bad, and we&#039;re against... right?
But in teabag circles, Brian bin Doherty says a similar kind of thing, and it is good. I guess because they will only be shooting us (with votes)?
She was true to the Regiment.
But rotten to the Corps.
Now you&#039;re getting the hang of Liberty Things!
Well, ok, sure, but what about with a deceased guineapig on his head, a neato electrical communication thingy in his ear, a shiny suit jacket on, and saying &quot;ghhhhaaaarrrrrllll&quot;?
Sorta changes the calculus, no?
brian:
I don&#039;t know how much time you spend with the baggera, but from a safe (reasoned) distance there is almost nothing that can&#039;t mocked. To whit:
a disoriented &#039;leaderless&#039; &#039;people&#039;s party&#039; movement - named after a sex act - that is at least partly funded and organized by entrenched political interests w/a decided fondness for the moneyed classes who threaten to roll back the very scooter benefits that make bagger rallies possible.
the only thing I CAN&#039;T mock is that this cynical populist manipulation is going to saddle us w/an even more disfunctional government.
Maybe the problem is that we here at Wonkette are too subtle with our humor. Maybe Reason like a more classic approach...to wit:
How many teabaggers does it take to put in a lightbulb? NONE...they like it in the dark.
Or...
Two Jews and an Arab walk into a teabagger bar and the bartender says, &quot;Hey towel head...get the fuck out, but you Jews can stay...we&#039;ll need you for the apocalypse.
Maybe...
Why did the teabagger cross the road? To suck Glen Beck&#039;s dick on the Right side of the street.
What the difference between Beck and Limbaugh? Neither! They&#039;re both morally superior to you so stop asking these stupid questions.
doesn&#039;t this mean warbloggin or something?
they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the garbage disposal, you send one of his to the morgue, etc.