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Lefty Mark's avatar

I am so looking forward to going to the ball park for "Fanny Appreciation Day." I want a seat right behind home base!

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As if President Palin would let <i>that</i> happen!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Conservatards don't believe in holding the mayo.

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I am Canadian and I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Gibby? It's a goddam pussy if you're mealy-mouthed, and cunt if you like the salty talk. (I like cunt, myself)

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I like the way you think!

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No ketchup.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"My dick is a Harley... You kick it to start."

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Vagina Is For Lovers.

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Tunnel of Love.

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Can I get that with marshmallows?

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"(I changed my 'major' fairly early on in life) "

Take a semester off to study abroad...

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Moose knuckle.

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I wish the city would do something about all of these vag rants.

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Q-Tips = ear dildos.

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No, see with his version of the accent, the pronunciations of those types of words are the reverse of the way an Upstater would say them.

So something really big is "yooge."

An overly polite term is a "hee-yoofamizum."

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Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

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