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I am so looking forward to going to the ball park for "Fanny Appreciation Day." I want a seat right behind home base!

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I am Canadian and I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Gibby? It's a goddam pussy if you're mealy-mouthed, and cunt if you like the salty talk. (I like cunt, myself)

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I like the way you think!

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"My dick is a Harley... You kick it to start."

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Vagina Is For Lovers.

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Can I get that with marshmallows?

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"(I changed my 'major' fairly early on in life) "

Take a semester off to study abroad...

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I wish the city would do something about all of these vag rants.

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No, see with his version of the accent, the pronunciations of those types of words are the reverse of the way an Upstater would say them.

So something really big is "yooge."

An overly polite term is a "hee-yoofamizum."

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Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.