Red State's Erick Erickson Goes Gynecological…

[Lefty Mark]

I am so looking forward to going to the ball park for "Fanny Appreciation Day." I want a seat right behind home base!

[𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞]

As if President Palin would let <i>that</i> happen!

[𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞]

Conservatards don't believe in holding the mayo.

[Vienna Woods]

I am Canadian and I have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Gibby? It's a goddam pussy if you're mealy-mouthed, and cunt if you like the salty talk. (I like cunt, myself)

[Vienna Woods]

I like the way you think!

[Vienna Woods]

No ketchup.

[Lefty Mark]

"My dick is a Harley... You kick it to start."

[Lefty Mark]

Vagina Is For Lovers.

[Lefty Mark]

Tunnel of Love.

[Lefty Mark]

Can I get that with marshmallows?

[Lefty Mark]

"(I changed my 'major' fairly early on in life) "

Take a semester off to study abroad...

[Lefty Mark]

Moose knuckle.

[Lefty Mark]

I wish the city would do something about all of these vag rants.

[Lefty Mark]

Q-Tips = ear dildos.

[Lefty Mark]

No, see with his version of the accent, the pronunciations of those types of words are the reverse of the way an Upstater would say them.

So something really big is "yooge."

An overly polite term is a "hee-yoofamizum."

[Lefty Mark]

Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.