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In addition, I have not had one cold or ordinary flu since I started masking. No small thing. And I am old therefore susceptible to colds.

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EMPTY GEE - or - What's in a Name

Margarine Taylor HAM!Is the insurrectionist what AM!She keeps her gun at the ready.Her aim is rock steady.Someone slip her some diazepam.

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There were fireworks displays on Orthodox Street in Frankford 'hood, Philadelphia. Went on most of the night. The dog was kool with it.

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I am deeply sorry for your loss. The unfairness and selfishness on the part of your neighbors must make you choke with rage and grief. I wish I could help. I hope they come to understand how terribly deadly and painful covid is in 2021. The delta and lambda varients are here and coming to a place near you. Their making this decision a political, instead of a medical one, will surely come to rip their faces off. It might even tip elections away from the Red party.

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Stephen, I want to use "Catch Twenty-Stupid" for the name of my next band. Thank you for writing at Wonkette!

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Sorry, Two Chord Ted. It turns out you aren't in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because you do not rock all that much and never did. You just aren't a very good musician. Shock-rock went out of style several decades ago, and you moved on to AM talk radio. That is not a RRHoF category. But even if it were, you are not a class A or even a class B right wing yakkity-yakker.

Two Chord, your problem is that you are a nobody. And unlike most nobodies (myself included) you don't know how to live a normal adult life.

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The same thing you, sarafina, apparently, are doing: having conversations. My left-leaning friends who are anti-vax because of woo or their own conspiracy theories, the few righties I still engage with who are against “mask tyranny,” and my BIPOC friends and family who have their own valid reasons for not trusting the government, we all talk and I listen. I listen a lot. I guess the difference is I haven’t given up on them and moved on yet. Maybe when I find myself more embittered and cynical I will.

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That's for damn sure! I've been researching "go bags" (hey, BOTH my sisters had their houses burn down! I've been warned.) I figure with climate change, fire is a distinct possibility, and there are two nuclear plants within 50 miles of me, so I should be prepared to evacuate. Having important documents and some basic items in one place is a good idea.

Almost everything out there is prepper zombie apocalypse crap. I mean, what normal person needs to pack weapons and body armor? And the talk about multiple caches of weapons and food is just nuts.

I sincerely doubt that the cat and I will need to shelter in the wilderness and live off the land while fighting off the godless hordes. Those people are nuts and scary AF, I think they're looking forward to shooting "thugs and looters."

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Well, yes, they want to foment a race war, tho "race war" is the wrong term, just like "riot" wasn't the right term for what happened during the Red Summer or in Tulsa.

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Car insurance does not cover drunk driving accidents. House insurance does not cover an owner's act of arson. Accidental Death and Dismemberment Insurance doesn't cover suicide or war. Liver transplant patients must prove they have stopped drinking themselves to death. Lung transplant patients need to prove they've quit smoking.

It's coming.

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Republicans are "over" covid? Sure, like they ever get over anything.

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If I get drunk in a bar, that's my problem.If I get drunk and get behind the wheel of a car, I'm a public menace.

If I smoke in my home, that's my problem.If I smoke in a shared workspace, I'm a public menace.

Some things are not up to personal choice.

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Fuck it - round them all up and vaccinate them. Tired of this shit.

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Also his infrastructure plan!

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So because of YOU there are no bad drivers? Wake up, L.Ron. And "they don't get to take their chances with anyone else" means what, exactly? You have GREAT MENTAL POWERS to make them do what you want? You'd better get cracking then. There are still bad drivers out there, you need to step up. Having a "right" means nothing if you can't enforce it.

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