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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Shadowfax is what you get when you let Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong take turns filling your feedbag...

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How do people decide which eye will take them down the road, and which one will put them into the guard rail?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Maybe its a new "Xtreme" version of those pants?

Vienna Woods's avatar

It is where I saw a pin for a <a href="http:\/\/pinterest.com\/pin\/4855512068396145\/" target="_blank">gun holster that slipped between your boxspring and mattress. </a>So there's that.

Shypixel's avatar

maybe <strike>he's</strike> SHE'S been shadowbanned.

/fixed

I made the same mistake.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

guys in khakis drinking too much Mountain Dew

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yes, now put your pants on...

Dylan Black's avatar

Who does Reddit think they are, the SPLC?

Mmmm....SPLC....*drools*

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think they all suffer from Assburger's Syndrome...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you're thinking of Don Doxxen,the guy who started the self-named heavy metal band from the seventies

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's the dreaded double vision caused by listening to too much shitty seventies rock music

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Don't these fucktards know about 4chan.org/b/? It's where all the internet's crap gets flushed to, and it's where they belong.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

People keep casting aspersions on their asparagus.