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I used to love when Colbert would stick a pair of glasses on a ham and call it "Karl Rove."

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She didn't see color because she has never met anyone of another race.

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Dude - nostril shots are ugly even if you are Brad Pitt.

You sir are no Brad Pitt.

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The pro lifers love war...but of course in thier minds Uncle Sammy never targets any civilians or " collateral damage".If the child is poor forget about food stamps or welfare. This " enslaves them" ,and prevents them from " opportunity".

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I don't mean to niggle, but you were rather niggardly in your display of words featuring the racist letter combo. There are other prominent examples in the English language.

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Since the George Wallace crowd ,and " Bybull " belters where aligned into the GOP ; turning it into a cesspit ,racial euphemisms have been used ." Welfare Reform " " Law and order" , " Personal Responsibility ". Creep Gingrich even wrote memorandum on this to use these terms.

Now caught in demographic nightmare of their own making ,they are oh so " color blind".So quick to get there " street creds" , and " work to liberate blacks from the Liberal plantation ".

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I also asked them how being in favor of letting an actual babby starve to death qualifies you as "pro life." I suggested they change their slogan to "pro fetus" since they don't actually give a shit about babbies after they're born.

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I thought it was hilarious that she wanted NO part of adopting a little brown babby, or paying taxes to feed it, but damn it, she just knows that we need to force women to give birth to kids they don't want. I guarantee you she'd be the first on the bus to go to Washington to advocate cutting welfare benefits to the babbies.

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I'm glad you've found some small reward in having Tea Party acquaintances. Even with that benefit, the price of hanging with such folks is just too high for mel

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You see it's *punishment* for their sin. Society isn't responsible for loose women. She'll be quite happy for fallen to get their proper Jesus punishment as long as she doesn't have to spend her hard earned money or soil her sensible shoes by stepping over a dead woman and/or baby on the street. She'll pay for extra street cleaning services - that's OK with god.

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The sheriff is an enigma!

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Where I live you kind of can't avoid the Teatards. God, it is so fucking frustrating. It's like trying to teach a block of wood to roll over.

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'Thug', just like the 'N' word is 'their' word apparently.

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It's nigh time to snigger benignly at nigiri. Can I have gofundme bux now?

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I'd make poutine with that.

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Where do I send your $10?

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