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Rarian Rakista's avatar

He is still alive and nearly 100 years old, he might be alien himself.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

We would have to use supercontainer ships filled with Twinkies, beef jerky and MD for them, I don't think any cruise ship or buffet in the world could handle them. They would start auto cannibalizing.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Amazing how if you substitute "Negro" for "Muslim" it reads just as smoothly and makes just as much sense. We're all lost in the '50's tonight...

TundraGrifter's avatar

Overnight there appears to have been a P-Point devaluation of just over 16%. Must have something to do with the relative buying power of the Euro vs. the Dollar vs. the Yen.

Not that I'm keeping track either, of course...

WA Bishop's avatar

Albeit Matt Frei what?

WA Bishop's avatar

Christianity *never* gets the hint. That's part of its allure.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

sweet jeebus christ on a fuckin crutch, don't piss them off man!

WA Bishop's avatar

It's worked before. As it is written in scripture (Star Wars IV), "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

schmannity's avatar

Onward Christian Soldiers, marching as to war!

PubOption's avatar

One addition to the list of constructive actions: "Refuse to patronize any cab driven by a Muslim, or any taxi company you suspect might use Muslim drivers."

Red State readers may then be seen walking to/from their nearest airport.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Jesus. This is too sad. I have nothing to say, but ask what gives when racial/religious hatred becomes accepted, even endorsed? These people would have been under rocks even in the Bush administration; now they spout this stuff and who on their side says anything?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Who do I call about using my P-Points to upgrade to First Class?

Edit: Also, who do I call report P-Points fraud? I had 108 about 2 minutes ago. Not that I'm keeping track or anything as bourgeois as that.

chascates's avatar

And how about camps for the ones who are already here?

<b> Arbeit Macht Frei!</b>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't like my country very much these days.