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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Friends of mine got a flat cat. It weirded out the resident 3D cats for awhile, until they figured out it didn't move. After that they ignored it.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Kitties hunching up like that never fails to crack me up! What do they think they're doing?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Musical accompaniment:

https://youtu.be/FG1NrQYXjLU?si=GH5yD9Z4NRftfa6m

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

So happy for kittens. Kind of takes the nastiness of the entire Ghastly Old Perverts off my mind for a few seconds, anyway!

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Revenant's avatar

I know exactly how kitteh felt, though usually I leave the IRL mirror out of it.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Badass Kittah!

"Yeah, I got moves!"

Hiss hiss pounce pounce turn hiss fluff the tail hiss hiss POUNCE!

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Ginger kitty antics. Made me smile in the face of so much political dysfunction.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Good morning.

I'm getting a very distinct Staying Alive vibe from the single braincell kitty:

🎶Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk

I'm an orange cat and I can stalk🎶

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ginger weirdo IN TRAINING!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Gotta start 'em early!

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Miss Grundy's avatar

Critters are so adorbs when they discover mirrors!

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Menotsure's avatar

Kitty's acting crazy

Could it be by chance

He thinks he's involved in

A groovy TicTok dance

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The more I look at that kit, the more I am impressed with the repertoire he's acquired in his brief time on the planet...

He's got many moves, smooth, fluid and quick

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tehbaddr's avatar

M Jackson reincarnate.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

But without the creepiness.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Kitty got moves

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Little kitties in general have a pretty high crazy quotient, and little 𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 kitties...

"Theat's one tough cat out there!" he says, strategically retreating...

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Harpo, Chico, Groucho, Zeppo, Gummo, Catto.

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Easterncedar's avatar

I saw Marx brothers there, too!

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Easterncedar's avatar

That scene is still brilliant! Thanks!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Who doesn't just love babby cats!?

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Lund-O-Matic's avatar

I call all three of my rescues “baby cat “ even though two of them are getting kinda old.

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Caepan's avatar

My 15-year-old kitty Zoe is also known by "baby girl."

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

My cats are all my babbies until they are gone!

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Michael Bowen's avatar

While it sounds cute, the phrase Regional Car Dealership Rococo makes absolutely no sense. Anyone who has been in a car dealership in the last 30 or 40 years knows that they're the most stripped-down, functional buildings you'll ever walk into. Perhaps MedSpa Rococo would be more appropriate?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“Regional Car Dealership Rococo.” Sounds like Sir's going for baroque.

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Axomamma's avatar

Jackie Chan movies have naked women showing off their pubes? How did I miss that?

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WokeGrandma's avatar

Off topic: That reminds me -- a lot of shows on streaming platforms are getting more and more sexually explicit with almost total female nudity (but no pubes, because that's apparently going too far), erect nipples, and simulated oral. Lots of male buttocks and occasional full frontal. I much prefer less flesh and shorter sex scenes, myself. My all-time favorite was in the film "Unfaithful," when Diane Lane is lying on the bed trembling in anticipation of having sex with Olivier Martinez's character, although I did wonder why her character would want to cheat on her husband, who was played by Richard Gere (yum).

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

The only way that federalizing DC will "clean up the streets" is if the National Guard starts picking up litter, much of which is just windblown trash that flies out of dumpsters or trucks as part of normal solid waste removal. At this point DC should look into retrocession, I think Maryland might take us back this time as an act of mercy. At least we would get voting rights that way.

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Caepan's avatar

I can't tell if that kitten in the hed photo is trying to attack the "other" kitten in that mirror, or is just checking out his own moves.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"On July 25, Deatherage and Carson both described the footage they saw as “retro” in nature, with Deatherage comparing it to M*A*S*H or Gilligan’s Island, but with nudity."

Gilligan's Island with nudity?

Now this Simulation is just fucking with us....

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter that looks like Elvis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIH0fEJBv94

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"after Long was given a list of 40,000 suspected illegal immigrants and he was only able to find 3 percent of their addresses by delving into their confidential tax records".

Apparently he didn't give a fuck. Probably told Howdy Doody if they didn't like it he could have the job. Rubio and Howdy Doody will be the only 2 left, doing all the jobs and no work, by the end.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"Between pissing off Canada with tariffs and younger generations drinking less, Kentucky bourbon is going bust."

I wish I had known this this morning, when I could have shown solidarity by not buying the handle of Jim Beam I bought earlier today. ( I know many people do not have a good opinion of Jim Beam bourbon, but I checked - it IS distilled in Kentucky. Only problem is that the company is owned by a Japanese firm, Suntory Global Spirits )

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

My favorite was Jack Black, but my budget was more Jim Beam. Then I discovered that Kessler's did the same thing for a lot less money. Nearly killed me though, so now I drink water instead.

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Bupkus231's avatar

It's been several months since I had anything stronger than Mike's Hard Lemonade, but, for some reason, the urge for the real "hard stuff" has gotten a lot stronger in the past few weeks ( probably because every day, there's new FFOTUS fuckery afoot ). I don't get that high off of what I drink of it, but find that there's more bad effects on my sleep and my urinary efforts if I drink too much of it at one time ( "5 drinks a binge"? I guess I've been a binge drinker since age 18 ).

All these Wonkers who talk about their legal cannabis just make me "jelly"

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I have legal cannabis here. I still hate the stuff, never liked the smell or the feel of being high. BUT!

Big but.

When I had a heart attack in December of 2019, I developed severe anxiety. None of my docs would do anything about that, so I decided to look into some CBD edibles. That was useless, so I asked for a bit of THC in it. Better, but still not much help. Eventually I settled on a combo of about 5mg Indica based THC and 2.5 mg of CBD. I can sleep through the night now if my bladder will allow it!

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Bupkus231's avatar

"[ Alex Acosta ] has been attending White House Bible study with Pam Bondi.

Never mind Acosta, the idea that Pammy Jo attends Bible Study is just a bit too ludicrous and unbelievable to be true but that idea that it's a White House sponsored Bible Study explains it. Anyone attending such is only looking to curry favor with FFOTUS, not extend their "knowledge" of their "Christian heritage".

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Ward From Cali's avatar

"The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo: a treatise" was a great post, but that was AGES ago! And yet still, Kate has only made one other post in the months since. It's a shame, but you can't really blame her for moving on. Formula, even great formula, gets boring after a while. Kate's formula isn't boring to read yet, but she's got a better getting tired of making it. Hell, she's said as much.

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Bupkus231's avatar

Looking at that thing from FFOTUS about "beautifying" DC, I wonder if he's at all aware that the large majority of the District is outside what is usually called the "federal triangle" ( I may be misusing that term, since I know there's a Metro stop called "Federal Triangle" ). One wonders if all this "federal law enforcement" will extend to the actual areas of DC that might need "law enforcement" help.

I also wonder if his "efforts" will go towards revitalizing Northeast and Anacostia - or if will all go to the neighborhoods around the National Mall ( most of which are fine ) or Georgetown ( where all the rich white motherfuckers live ).

FFOTUS continues to jack up the hatefulness and idiocy with everything he proposes. I hope he nevere gets to see his WH "ballroom" approved - and everything else he's tried get smacked into the pavement ( it would be nice if that included most of his cabinet and his "supporters" - curb stomp them ALL! )

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

Yaaaaay for Ohio! May there be many more.

Doug Wilson is a rape condoning, child molester protector, and general disgusting pervert. No wonder Dirty Hands Hegseth loves him.

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jltympanum's avatar

In response to that lengthy quote above from @realDonaldTrump: Dear Donald, FUCK YOU.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

With a fallen saguaro cactus.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Bourbon drinkers toasting in Kentucky “We voted for this! Derp”

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I've been known to enjoy the odd Manhattan now and then, and I damn sure didn't vote for the Dotard.

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