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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

One of the many delightful things about capybaras is that they have a surprisingly dainty step.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Babby Copybabby!

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

The Capybara is my spirit animal.

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tehbaddr's avatar

My Spirit Animal is Angry Ren Hoek!

https://substack.com/@tehbaddr/note/c-20849084

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

My store is selling a three foot plushie capybara and it is so soft and cute and i just wanna hug every last one of them.

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SkeptiKC's avatar
1hEdited

.....never mind.

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tehbaddr's avatar

True fact: Chupacabras are just Capybaras that I've re-animated!

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Regular animals? Dominionists prolly think us premium animals are more important than the regulars. But some of us premiums have waaay too many contaminants.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Orange clown paint among them.

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kmblue187's avatar

Oh, boy, I had no idea this animal existed. Thanks for the education!

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Tommy Mo's avatar

They’re just guinea pigs on PEDs

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Capybaras have always reminded me of this thing by Edward Gorey https://i.etsystatic.com/13100182/r/il/fe4c19/2789078767/il_fullxfull.2789078767_k8tc.jpg

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Fluttbucker's avatar

"It came seventeen years ago, and to this day, it has shown no intention of going away."

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

If the Capybara of Venezuela are forced to flee invaders from the north wherever will they find refuge?

Well I have a backyard and a place in my heart.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Capybara is thinking, "hmmm, weird kind of massage."

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

'Keep at it, bird. I'll send you a bill. Ha! I slay myself."

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

That's hysterical! Capi thinks it's a delightful massage.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

The capybara kids look so purposeful in their antics, like there's a plan...

🎶Animal World & Snake Farm Zoo...

We got an Animal World and a Snake Farm too...

The signage is long, but what're you gonna do...🎶

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The Wanderer's avatar

What's cuter than a capybara?

BABBY CAPYBARAS!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Hamilton is The Crew's babby capybara.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Rodents of unusual size.

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Michael's avatar

Sweet little things!

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Not a gift link but it's a must read about how fusion daya centers are used to plan police traffic stops.

A mysterious Texas surveillance network told police to search his truck. Watch how it went wrong.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/investigations/article/texas-traffic-stop-search-bexar-county-21079297.php

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marydn's avatar

"Slate dares to ask the question, what can we do about all these boys growing up to be brainwashed-extremist antisocial morons?"

Deport them?

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

The fun fact about gerrymandering - Indiana going for all red will make nine seats GOP and Virginia going for all blue will make eleven seats Democrat. OOPs - that gives a two seat advantage to the Democrats. I am beginning to believe that this gerrymander push of trump's is going to give an advantage to Blue states because they are more populous and have more seats to play with.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes are going to have some very strong takes on the new White House ballroom architect.

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Pub Option's avatar

Boston Dynamics robot dog + fake head = Art

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

It's art. That's not the only idea involved. You can take a reductionist view of any art.

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R. Riddle's avatar

Checking on on Tom McNaughton, painter of Trump ... He's now offering a 2026 calendar with a print of his dreadful sketch of "Never Forget! Charlie Kirk" as a free gift.

https://jonmcnaughton.com/mcnaughton-2026-calendar/

One of his recent works, Secret Service, in the calendar somehow manages to put more gold in the Oval Office than is already there, with a bonus of gold angels.

https://jonmcnaughton.com/the-secret-service-11x14-inch-litho-open-edition/

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3FingerPete's avatar

McNaughton hasn't produced much new product the last couple of years. I wonder if his Trump muse has deserted him.

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R. Riddle's avatar

Much like Trump's balls, that well went dry years ago.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-overtime-epstein-files/

AG Bondi is sofa king ugly on the inside, and quite ugly otherwise.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Oh, Wonkette, I didn't know you felt that way. Ready For The World classic.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Reporting in from my hospital bed under three blankets…

Night went well enough. Had YouTube playing me to sleep, and thankfully the splitting headache is long gone. Not a fan of being labeled a fall risk—I think I can walk six feet without trouble—but I am complying all the same. MRI will take place later (HERE IS *MY* GOLD-PAINTED BALLROOM??), and after they confirm results I expect I’ll be discharged.

Doctor just came in and said things so far are encouraging. The only thing they’ve found so far is a blood vessel with some unexpected narrowing, but they’re not surprised or terribly concerned.

Looks like I’ll be here all day. And…maybe tonight as well. Oh well…

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

Hope the scans give you good news and the road to recovery is quick and easy.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

I had just keyed in a noncomment asking if anyone had heard from you, was was bout to hit Post, and your noncomment came in. Exquisite timing courtesy the Universal Coincident Timekeeper.

Good to hear you're doing well. You take care. Keep us posted.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

She loves publicity, though:

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Sydney Sweeney would now like everyone to know she is “against hate.”

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I'd love it if she took a stab at defining what she means by "against hate?"

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Tinyhands J. Ramblepants say what?

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“The president leans back in his chair and says, ‘You know, you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.’ We won’t ask the Second Lady for comment on that particular topic.” – JD Vance, standing next to his wife at a White House holiday party for Sylvester Stallone.

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BECKY's avatar

I can't believe he found an architect to take over the project from hell from the client from hell. This isn't going to turn out well for the architect.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

I can't believe he keeps finding lawyers. But there does seem to be a huge number of second and third string lawyers out there. I'd bet that the new architect is not as skilled as the last one,

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R. Riddle's avatar

The architect probably knows it will never get built and that he can skim off whatever grift Trump is running here.

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3FingerPete's avatar

It will be the easiest commission he will ever take. White marble with gold accents...call it a day by lunchtime.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Frank Gehry took one look at the plans and decided to die.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

So he could escape the prison cell he deserved and grift, ma'am:

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Why they’re creating this narrative is beyond my wildest imagination.”

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R. Riddle's avatar

Random OT question ... I've been trying to remember the name of the snarky, funny horoscope column that used to appear in free indie newspapers way back in the olden days of the 90s. I think the author might have been in San Francisco. It came up in conversation a few days ago and, I swear, that's one piece of info that's too far buried in the back of my brain cells somewhere.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

I totally forgot about that. It was always the first section I would turn to when I picked up a new edition of the freebie news.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I remember that! I don't remember who did it though.

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swmnguy's avatar

Free Will Astrology?

https://freewillastrology.com/

Is that it?

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R. Riddle's avatar

Yes, I think that's it!

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Time for Trump to save the farmers from Trump again.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗶𝗹 $𝟭𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗿, 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-unveil-12-billion-aid-farmers-hit-by-trade-war-white-house-official-says-2025-12-08/

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Saaaaaay, isn’t Scott Bessent a farmer?

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swmnguy's avatar

That's about enough money to buy up the soybeans China isn't buying, at market price.

Trouble is, market price is about a buck a bushel below cost of production. For some farmers, two bucks a bushel less.

The goal is still to bankrupt farmers so Oligarchs can buy up the land for pennies on the dollar.

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PrimerGray's avatar

$40 billion for Argentina, $12 billion for USians. America first, but he didn't say which one.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Russia...

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