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Several weeks ago Mikey Pence had a prayer meeting at the Vice Presidential Residence on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory. He stated "if we reject the magnificence of Donald Trump we risk eternity in the fires of hell". Wow.

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I wish he would split.

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Don't forget the Turtle from Kentucky.

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OFFS, what a weasel. Dear Leader led off so many sentences with "Many people say...", or some such BS, but never, ever, not once, no, never named who any of those people were. Probably ol' Rinse Penis, or maybe Beavus and Butthead. So Rinse, if that really is your name, it is reported that some people say you're a complete suck-ass, brown-nosing, douche-weasel. Give me a jingle and I'll name them for you.

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Wait a minute. Did Wallace force Pubis to resort to an Indiana Jones quote to end the interview?

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Just to watch him die.

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Maybe he didn't get clearance to mention the guy's name 'cause he pulled it out of his ass.

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Some people say the entire Bikini Team lost their tops in the "incident".

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Crap! It's sideways!

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I worked with a guy whose first name was Christian. At the age of 9, his little brother was born on December 25, and he insisted that his parents name that boy Christian, and he'd start going by his middle name.

All I could think was, "A nine-year-old boy gives up his identity for Jesus. Ick."

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I keep asking myself: Do I see something all these other people don't, or do all those other people see something I don't?

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"When I say top-level people, I mean top-level people."https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Moe, Larry and Curly. Top people.

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"Uh Oh, Polonios"

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"Here's the problem, Chris. The problem is, is [sic] that you're right." -- Prince Rebus at 1:43

I rest his case.

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Racist prick doing racist prick prickery. News at 11.

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