In what we can only interpret as a personal gift to Yr Wonkette, former Navy chaplain Gordon "Dr. Chaps" Klingenschmitt announced Tuesday that he's running for the Colorado House. Strangely, his announcement video didn't mention his favorite explanation for how the world works: Demons. He has diagnosed
A while back colleagues and I were at lunch and sat with a new faculty member and his wife. Turns out the wife taught as well. Where? "oh at a different college". Which one? "north of here". Motto of the Regent faculty: "We need the work, OK?"
Yeah but you had to tell us about yours to put your story into perspective. I actively hide my Ph.D. except when writing letters of recommendation and making restaurant reservations.
The American population is divided between those who believe Supernatural is a documentary and those who believe The X-Files is a documentary. In the Venn diagram, all the overlap is in Colorado, Texas, and Orange Co., California.
Finally, a wingnut that admits rape is real. Sure, there's no such thing as "visual rape," but I feel we are making real progress here.
Now, that I think on it, there probably is a phenomenon of "visual rape" but I don't think it means what this crackpot thinks it means. And I've succeeded in grossing myself out.
The cops stopped me for speeding a few months back, proof that I'm being persecuted. I mean, they said I was breaking the law, but whose law? I'm pretty sure automotive restrictions aren't in the Bible.
Great. More fringe lunacy for fun and profit.
My husband better not persecute me when I ask for a back rub later tonight.
A while back colleagues and I were at lunch and sat with a new faculty member and his wife. Turns out the wife taught as well. Where? "oh at a different college". Which one? "north of here". Motto of the Regent faculty: "We need the work, OK?"
Yeah but you had to tell us about yours to put your story into perspective. I actively hide my Ph.D. except when writing letters of recommendation and making restaurant reservations.
This begs to be on HNTP. FOR GREAT KLINGENFREUDE!
Two Presidents have earned Harvard MBAs. Two global depressions have occurred in the last hundred years.
Total coincidence, of course.
The American population is divided between those who believe Supernatural is a documentary and those who believe The X-Files is a documentary. In the Venn diagram, all the overlap is in Colorado, Texas, and Orange Co., California.
A bidet will get rid of that for you.
Pontius Pilate. He persuaded the mob to shout for the other guy, Barabbas.
Finally, a wingnut that admits rape is real. Sure, there's no such thing as "visual rape," but I feel we are making real progress here.
Now, that I think on it, there probably is a phenomenon of "visual rape" but I don't think it means what this crackpot thinks it means. And I've succeeded in grossing myself out.
The cops stopped me for speeding a few months back, proof that I'm being persecuted. I mean, they said I was breaking the law, but whose law? I'm pretty sure automotive restrictions aren't in the Bible.