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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Great. More fringe lunacy for fun and profit.

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PsycWench's avatar

My husband better not persecute me when I ask for a back rub later tonight.

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PsycWench's avatar

A while back colleagues and I were at lunch and sat with a new faculty member and his wife. Turns out the wife taught as well. Where? "oh at a different college". Which one? "north of here". Motto of the Regent faculty: "We need the work, OK?"

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PsycWench's avatar

Yeah but you had to tell us about yours to put your story into perspective. I actively hide my Ph.D. except when writing letters of recommendation and making restaurant reservations.

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Jared James's avatar

This begs to be on HNTP. FOR GREAT KLINGENFREUDE!

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Jared James's avatar

Two Presidents have earned Harvard MBAs. Two global depressions have occurred in the last hundred years.

Total coincidence, of course.

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malsperanza's avatar

The American population is divided between those who believe Supernatural is a documentary and those who believe The X-Files is a documentary. In the Venn diagram, all the overlap is in Colorado, Texas, and Orange Co., California.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

A bidet will get rid of that for you.

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PubOption's avatar

Pontius Pilate. He persuaded the mob to shout for the other guy, Barabbas.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Finally, a wingnut that admits rape is real. Sure, there's no such thing as "visual rape," but I feel we are making real progress here.

Now, that I think on it, there probably is a phenomenon of "visual rape" but I don't think it means what this crackpot thinks it means. And I've succeeded in grossing myself out.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

The cops stopped me for speeding a few months back, proof that I'm being persecuted. I mean, they said I was breaking the law, but whose law? I'm pretty sure automotive restrictions aren't in the Bible.

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