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Matthew Hooper's avatar

I'm goofing around with this week's drink. In between AOC and Kamala, I'm toying with a Jamaican-style pina colada, which sounds nice in theory but I need to get some pineapple juice from the store. Failing that, something I haven't named that's Jamaican rum, allspice, triple sec, cocoa bitters, and cold brew coffee. I have an idea for a "Gibson" that entails pickled green beans, carrots, garlic, and the mandatory onion, but I haven't nailed it yet. Something savory, vegetal, a little sour.

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BoB the TacoɔɒT, STOP!'s avatar

3:30am mr bigbrain tweets, "I shit the bed this morning."

8:15am reporters all want to know, "Did he really shit the bed this morning?"

9:35 WH staffers says, "The preznit did not actually shit the bed this morning."

12:20pm pab tweets, "I shit the bed this morning on purpose and I'll do it again!"

3:10pm a staffer says, "The preznit had every right to shit the bed this morning."

5:02pm the press says, "pab made a brilliant decision to shit the bed this morning, and why thats bad for Democrats."

EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

FOR 1460 DAYS.

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