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If you publicize the company that did it, there might be some blowback at least.

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I believe this is always totally a win-win* !

See The Troubles aka Irish vs. British aka Roman Catholic vs. ProtestantAlso See Shia vs. Sunni, aka Iraq parts 1 through 3,279,898.

* For weapons-manufacturers.

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This is why I nominated Josh McKoon for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year in 2014. He's the author of that odious Georgia Senate bill, and I'll probably be nominating him again when 2015 comes to an end.

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one word: franchises

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as a neo-roman, my sincerely held belief is to feed them to the lions

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"The right of the people to be assholes shall not be infringed."

It's in the teabagger Constitution.

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That's probably why the whole lions thing got started in the first place

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Yeah, I want to see Mike Huckabee call for a national Dolce & Gabanna appreciation day. Can you imagine all the fat xtians lined up outside their 5th Ave. store just waiting to buy something in size XXXXXL?

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Oh also xtians v muslins starting about AD 900 and ending with La Reconquista in 1492. Good times! Like our current wars with "terror," nothing is ever settled except that we get to keep fighting forever.

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Wow. It's funny because true.

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I'm assuming the Rapture bus used to be called the short bus?

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Athens in 600BC wasn't a bad place to live. Unless you were a woman, a slave or a pretty young boy.

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Way to go, Fundies. Turning life on earth into the very hell you claim to hate.

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Georgia my be my home state, but it and all the teabaggers, dumbasses, and wingnuts in it can go fuck themselves with a rusty spoon. I am ashamed to even be a Georgian now.

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Took you long enough! Welcome :)

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Shoulda just let 'em all go, Abe...

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