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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Even Clarence Odbody wouldn't jump in the river for that dick.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

WTF? Why did they come looking for him? It says he was taken from his home.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

So many contenders, you can only get them all in if you do one a day.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Aaaaand shared to his Twitter post.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Big heart? A tyrannosaur has a literally big heart, but you don't see me running up to give one a hug.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Valedictorians are some of "the good ones". Salutatorians on the other hand, I never trust them.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Turns out, "Children of the Corn" isn't a viable long term strategy.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Ordinarily, I'd say Border Patrol was a pretty thankless job, but a) They seem to be chock full of assholesb) They do get thanked, by other assholes

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I am feeling a lot better! Thanks for asking!

Lambsendbeds's avatar

No, it was 1.6 feet - half a meter. That's plenty long enough, though.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Can we deport the Border Patrol for activities un-American?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Madness?Says Team Trum-pee "Here, hold my beer"

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Also their official atheism, don't forget.

The sick irony is that the Soviet bloc's lip service to socialism was enough to keep the Western ruling class providing a welfare state and otherwise making capitalism work for the working masses. With Stalinism gone, there isn't even anything that pretends to be an alternative. Without the dream of an alternative, it's very, very hard to resist what is.