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Xcott's avatar

Of course, if it were actual science you wouldn't have to believe in it. Perhaps the thing you're believing in is some kind of belief system.

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biff murphy's avatar

I always get Laura Loomer and Marilyn Manson confused.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

There is a resemblance...

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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

Frying Pan Face says whut?

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I wonder what Laura Loomer's tested IQ might be.

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Mr. Foobar's avatar

bearing Roger Stone's love child == fucking a goat

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i'd say if she was so concerned about being replaced by non white chistrians she should pop out 10 to 15 babies a go, but we really don't want more of her around

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Boojum's avatar

Did MTG describe her as in dick table? Or was that Loomer talking about the goats? So hard to keep up.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ilhan Omar represents the Somalian government, and she, as a representative of the Somalian government, can force the United States government to do whatever the Somalian government wants?

I hear the Somalian government wants all Americans to have universal healthcare.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“ And it's because there's a problem with inbreeding in Somalia”

There’s an inbreeding problem in rural America. If there wasn’t, she wouldn’t have a career as a muckraker.

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lower case's avatar

"They call Minneapolis....Little Somalia." Who are "they" exactly? I live about 10 miles from Minneapolis, and around here we generally call it "Minneapolis." You occasionally hear the term "Little Somalia" from some insecure, low-life huffed up on the latest shot of right wing propaganda, so are the parrots repeating right wing talking points the "they" she is talking about? I've walked down plenty of streets without running into Somali families with 10 to 15 children. In fact, I don't think that is an experience I've ever had even when I lived in Minneapolis. Yes, you do see Somali families. You also see families from many other backgrounds. I've listened to Omar speak. She's a lot more intelligent than these raving lunatics who watch her every word looking for anything to take out of context and raise racist hatred. If I lived 1 mile east, I'd be proud to call Ilhan Omar my representative. But, alas, I'm represented by that idiot Dean Phillips.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

At least he's a Democrat I guess.

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lower case's avatar

Is he though? I disagree with Biden on a lot of important issues, but running an anti-Biden primary campaign from the right funded and managed by republicans really makes me wonder about that D by his name. It's not like he seemed like much more than a pile of nothing before his latest stunt. He wasn't known for being friendly to labor at the businesses he inherited either.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Nominally, at least he votes with Democrats.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

The Queen of the Idiocracy says what now?

Oh. Nothing of consequence then. Got it.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Welcome to Ground Hog Day. \ffffs

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

"America is not a racist country". More disagreement of the Grand Old Pricks.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

I'm okay with deporting Loomer and Marge to Somalia. Or, anywhere, really.

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Revenant's avatar

Mars, or the Moon

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Regret's avatar

My long term plans do require fertilizer on Mars, so I approve.

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rlcornelius's avatar

I was going to say there's a lot of empty land in Antarctica, but then I thought the penguins don't deserve that. So never mind.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

What do you have against Somalia? Haven't they suffered enough?

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

Yes. Yes, they have. Texas, then.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Down here we prefer to grow our own idiots, thanks.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

I'm in NC, so i figured y'all had more acreage

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Ewwwww that Roger Stone/ Loomer shit gives me 'Rosemary's Baby' vibes...."his eyes!!!!"..."He has his father's eyes..." ick!!

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

The kid would be born with a Nixon tattoo and a lizard brain. On the bright side, maybe it could crawl across ceilings.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I'm def getting 'Eraserhead' vibes as well...

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Queen Méabh's avatar

WASP-type people said almost exactly the same thing about Irish and Italian immigrants 100+ years ago, including that they would all have dozens of children and replace all the nice WASP people, and also they would take instructions from the Pope and overthrow the government. These people can't even come up with an original story.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

No one ever praised fascists for their originality.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

Why do they even give s shit about this stuff? I mean, inside of 20 or 30 years, I'll be gone from here. I won't give one luxurious fuck what race of people resides on these stolen shores, but, preferably, it will be an impure blend of all of us. I'll just leave it up to the ones who come after, and i hope they don't murder each other over stupid shit.

<clipped last sentence that made this sound more dickish than intended>

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Because they are desperate to feel superior to as many people as possible. If they can't find a group that is obviously inferior in some way, they just make up shit about other groups so they can feel superior to them. We've been doing that to the Jews for millennia, and we're still doing it to the descendants of African slaves. Also women.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

That's the reason i hope the human race intermingles more. Seems to me it's the only solution to racism. But, sadly, i think humans will always find some other reason to kill each other. We're stupid that way.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

We've been intermingling for millennia, but my WASP relatives refuse to admit this. I had my ethnic DNA done, and apparently I have distant ancestors on my father's side who were from India, Sri Lanka, Vietnam, China, Peru, Bolivia and Mexico, but you can't tell by looking at me because it happened 300-400 years ago. Those British and Spanish guys really got around, it seems. Most of my father's family refuse to believe it.

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

I've traced my history back to an unknown grandfather on my father's side. We think we know who granny was bangin, but don't know for sure. Thing is, he's a millionaire fuck who never even acknowledged my dad. This would have been the 30s. That's how it was back then. Some things never change.

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Speaking of Jews, when they weren't saying Jewish men were too cerebral and neurotic to be virile, they were terrified that we'd outbreed the WASPs. The irony is lost on Loomer, a fellow Ashkenazim.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

There was once a similar fear on the West Coast about the Chinese, which was even written into legislation called The Chinese Exclusion Act in 1882. It was the very first Anti-Immigration law in the US. We don't hear much about that one anymore.

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DDB9000's avatar

Fortunately Geoirge Takaie has beenn very vocal about how he grew up in one of the detentrion camps for Japanese in Californis deserts during WWII

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

What s pointless waste of intelligence, tho.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

“Remember Laura Loomer?”

Actually? No I didn’t. But, you made me look. Most of her images are reminiscent of Morticia or Elvira, except fatter in the head.

BTW, still don’t and will work to keep it that way.

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