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CognizantImpiety's avatar

I'd have to see her naked to be sure, I just don't trust Fox News.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Note that I said "a LITTLE bit." I'm 98% sure that sanity won't prevail in their primaries, and we'll get either !Jeb or Walker. Walker also scares me a little bit. !Jeb will almost definitely lose to Hillary, if only by virtue of his last name.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Can't read a hollowed-out bible.

That would be a good thing, in fact, they should hollow out the whole thing and place a copy of Richard Dawkins' _The_God_Delusion_ inside.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Mike Hyuckabee is to Red Foxx as a rowboat is to an aircraft carrier.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

But they still have ways to shut that whole "WOMEN" thing down.

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

WHAR's the loufah?

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

Oh, it's not empty. That's what the liebruls!!!1! would have you believe. Cheney's rib space holds his mechanical heart, his Darth Vader lungs and his Rovian Bullshit machine that pours out the fecal from his mouth that he takes in with his ass.

You think that a Cheney just happens?

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CognizantImpiety's avatar

The Ghey is out, the Miss Ogyny is in.

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azeyote's avatar

Trump must have turned her down on the go down. - she seemed scorned

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Snark off...I was surprised at how (mostly) good the Fox moderators were. They (mostly) acted like they were almost real journalists.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

The Lord, He is a shepherd. To keep you on the road,He'd just as soon to guide you as drive with whip and goad.

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H0mer0's avatar

if the van is rocking, don't bother knocking..

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H0mer0's avatar

oooooh, trapezoid glasses!

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Except for that one question. "Senator Cruz, start from you. Any word from God?" Kelly asked.

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