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Meccalopolis's avatar

It's soap and radio

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Anybody else remember trick or treating fir UNICEF?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

And I cannot lie

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I lean toward yes but I am really nervous about this prick. Too much is on his shoulders

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

i have not seen that but looks like i should...maybe with friends that knew me from then so they can go " DUDE!!!! YOU'RE TED!!!!"

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

i dunno ive worked several jobs where i work weird hours...i.e. opposite everyone else...and it seem fine for the most part cuz im kind of a lone wolf...but after awhile it really just tears at your soul.

i did it for 2.5 years and that was it. got me a 9 to 5 job only to get screwed by my library system by forcing me to work a job I NEVER APPLIED FOR...and work Nights and Weekends.

my dream job is strangling my library director with my bare hands.

and p.s. this asshole had the nerve to talk down to us about accountability while he fucking takes NAPS at WORK. In the military, we wouldve fragged him.

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mary5920's avatar

I thought the late George Wallace lost the use of his limbs after getting shot, and at the end of his life, apologized for being a shameless racist jerk. Maybe the d*ckless one doesn't know that.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I'm hoping for the "bag over the head" technique as well as part of the perp walk. Would really set off the evening news.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Lichtblau? Doesn't he need to look into "clouds" and "fog" at the Clinton Foundation?

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The Flaming Carrot's avatar

No, I mean the asshole library patron. I don't know about giving a librarian all change, though. That seems kinda passive aggressive. At CPL, once you accrue over $10 in fines, there is a hold on your account. The problem is that the online library system doesn't actually accrue the fine to your account until you renew or return the book, which is weird. So theoretically, your books could be spectacularly late and you could still be able to renew them once (for 3 weeks). After that you are hosed.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Must Credit "SLATE!"

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H0mer0's avatar

that reminds me of "Tommy Boy" when his stoner buddies from college see his commercials on Teevee and say "Isn't that Tommy Callahan? He looks like he TOTALLY blimped out!" and another friend said something like "well they say that the camera adds like 100 lbs to your frame!"

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Ducksworthy's avatar

If he was dickless, how can he be Chris Wallace's dad?

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Well. When you put it that way. OK. And I understand that Azerbiajan is very Trump Friendly too, also.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

With the New DoubleThink (tm) you can now believe both lies at once!

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Look. Quick. Over there! Moose and SQUIRREL!

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