St. Valentine's Day -- the Christian holiday for masturbating alone in your room while you cry -- is fast approaching! But who knows, maybe you will meet your soul mate/a naked person on ChatRoulette tonight? Maybe! Either way, you should send one of these
Pretty sure there isn't anything you can buy for 44cents except a stamp. You can't even send a GOP e-card for less than $5 donation. I guess he meant "The Donation is Too Damned High". Though we need to remember Freedom™, like lesbian bondage clubs, ain't free.
<i>&quot;Only 36,000 hearts were broken today&quot;</i>
OK, I don&#039;t get it. Is it the 36,000 jobs that were created last month? That would be 36,000 happy hearts. Is it 36,000 Repubicans on republicanpassions[dot]com* who didn&#039;t get a wink? Maybe 36,000 hookers Todd Palin didn&#039;t fuck (yet)? _____________________ * real site; includes M seeking M which may be where the hearts are getting broken
Pretty sure there isn&#039;t anything you can buy for 44cents except a stamp. You can&#039;t even send a GOP e-card for less than $5 donation. I guess he meant &quot;The Donation is Too Damned High&quot;. Though we need to remember Freedom&trade;, like lesbian bondage clubs, ain&#039;t free.
If you&#039;re crying while you masturbate, you could be doing it wrong. Cast aside the sandpaper and buy some lube fer crying out loud.
All washed down with bottles of Zima left over from parties long ago that no came to. Double fixed! *sob*
<i>Miss Dubya? Just wait until the next GOP asshole gets in!</i>
cause nothing says romance like roomful of tim pawlenty, assorted pauls, a bunch of baggers and donald trump.
<i>&quot;Only 36,000 hearts were broken today&quot;</i>
OK, I don&#039;t get it. Is it the 36,000 jobs that were created last month? That would be 36,000 happy hearts. Is it 36,000 Repubicans on republicanpassions[dot]com* who didn&#039;t get a wink? Maybe 36,000 hookers Todd Palin didn&#039;t fuck (yet)? _____________________ * real site; includes M seeking M which may be where the hearts are getting broken