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SkeptiKC's avatar

Contempt for these arrogant, petty, staggeringly ignorant federal fuckwits utterly consumes me. These Drumpfuckian toadies do not give one single manufactured good gawd DAMN about ANY Americans in ANY context.

Hatred maliciously motivates me at the moment.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Reference

1. Dingbat J, Belligerently-Ignorant K, Dunning-Kruger P. COVID vaccine caused every single pregnant woman to miscarry herp derp. J Correl Causation. 2026; 6(9):420.

Mr Beeep's avatar

I remember when our hero Ronald Grump won 18 wars and dropped drug prices 600%

Parakeetist's avatar

Speaking of whom, is he Still Here?

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Whore-ist Rump.

Brianna Amore's avatar

This is what you get when you live in an Idiocracy.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Honestly, Idiocracy was not this bad.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Never seen the movie, and now I don't need to.

Parakeetist's avatar

I still have not seen that movie. I have to.

Mr Beeep's avatar

You also get brawndo, which plants crave.

Tetman Callis's avatar

I would make a joke about this but it's not funny.

Reader's avatar

Ot - anyone have any happy news?

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'm taking Friday and Monday off, so the weekend is only 6-7 hours away! Yay!

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Mr. cc was looking for a project this morning, so I suggested he transplant some lillies (a thing that was on MY to-do list) and he did it!

Marlon Rando's avatar

My bills rent and utilities are paid, I have beer, coffee, snacks, beer, weed, and the day is my own. And the AC is working.

Reader's avatar

That is stellar!

Marlon Rando's avatar

I'm liking it okay, thanks!

Parakeetist's avatar

Yay for yr AC! Yaaay!

Parakeetist's avatar

Yes, I am at volunteering and it is going okay. 🙂

Reader's avatar

Very glad to hear it!

Warren's avatar

As someone who did medical research for five years, this tracks with how results are manipulated by people who don’t understand the words “random sample”. Start artificially messing with the sample gathered, and the conclusions are no longer valid. And. a CORRELATION IS NOT A CAUSATION!!

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

"Rightwingers on Twitter..."

ahhhhh, I see the problem.

tehbaddr's avatar

'considering reports of some side effects after the second dose of the vaccines, “this could theoretically be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester.”'

This is why I'm happy I had the J&J One and Done considering it made my dick fall off. Having to staple your dick back on twice is really just asking too much!

Major Kong's avatar

People sometimes tell me (detachable penis)

I should get it permanently attached

But I don't know (detachable penis)

Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass

I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

- King Missile

Marlon Rando's avatar

Crazy Glue, there, just be careful.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Whar swollen cousin balls?

YaJagoff's avatar

Personally, I placed mine in a Crown Royal velvet sack and used the drawstring to tie them firmly around the base of me pecker.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Because that was the style at that time.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This is insane and it seems like it’s insane for insanity’s sake. Just ramp up the fucking chaos; this is not sustainable.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Ever notice how crazy people seem to find one another? I guess she's not getting a cut out of Dr. Phil's CarShield gig.

YaJagoff's avatar

In explaining why she originally brought them onto "The Oprah Winfrey Show" back in the day, Oprah says Dr. Phil first impressed her while helping her through a tumultuous time in 1998, when six Texas cattlemen sued her, claiming she defamed the beef industry. Shorter explanation... I'm gullible.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Dr. Oz was good at explaining complex medical things. Pull the other one. As if she isn’t responsible for half of this anti-vax nonsense.

EyeQueue's avatar

She unleashed these horrid beasts on the world and promoted woo like "The Secret" bullshit on her show. She used her huge platform for that.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Her excuses do not hold up to scrutiny either.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

She’s full of shit, I never got the attraction.

Sherry's avatar

Ya know, instead of constantly recycling scary stories such Red Scare, Covid vaccine dangers, Fauci lying, Biden responsible for high gas prices, what have you. They could put all that energy to actually listening to their constituents if they fucking have any still. You’re only making people less safe and some are getting pretty wise to the guise not the least of which are the “assassinations”.

We all have smaller ability to hang onto this crap with the scrolling on our phones. We get bored and just move on.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But they’re all getting rich!

tehbaddr's avatar

I remember this sequel, The MAGAt Strike Back!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

"This time, it's personal"

Lisa's avatar

Why do all these wives of "alpha" males rush in to defend and blather about their hubs' whackadoodle theories? Katie Miller, Kate Johnson, it's embarrassing.

Warren's avatar

$$$$$$$$. An affluent lifestyle with a jerk is preferable for them to starving with dignity and glory.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Because their lack of judgment in partners is just part of their overall lack of judgment.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They need to rile up their loonies for November.

tehbaddr's avatar

Because they know their place as well they should.

Smol Blue Dot's avatar

This is the same crowd who believes (and crunched the numbers) that Trump lowered drug prices by 600, 700, 1500%. So it’s clear they don’t understand math, fractions, or statistics & probability.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Or facts, or objective reality.

Warren's avatar

“It is possible to predict earthquakes by examining sheep entrails.”

EyeQueue's avatar

Morons. Substandard intellect. And the mass of Americans (and everyone else) getting stupider by the day--voluntarily. Gladly and voluntarily offloading their cognition to the AI, dumbing themselves down to peabrain attention spans with Tik Tok, etc.

As someone who wanted to be a teacher from the time she was 5, this is--to me--shameful. Degrading. Embarrassing. Unforgiveable. Disgusting.