WONKETTE ACTION ALERT: Reminder: this Sunday is Stand Up America's "Just Stop!" event, when (two or three) people across the country will get on a major road and pull over to the side of the road in a nonsensical expression of support for Sarah Palin and such.
America is a great place to live but these people think they're in Hell. Perhaps they'd prefer the no-government libertarianism of Somalia. Or the no-income-tax paradise of Afghanistan. Or the 40-year life expectancy in Albania. Or the 10x murder rate of Honduras.
Several Christmases ago, my Mother-in-Law gave me a pair of nifty Holiday sox. One was white with a red toe and the other, of course, was red with a white toe.
The first time I wore them she said "Why don't your socks match?"
They forgot to instruct eveveryone to roll down their windows, take out their drivers' licenses, place them in plastic bags, and then vigorously wave them about.
Oh yeah. My son's first phrase was "your local cable and satellite provider". "Channel" was very important to that little guy. I, of course, have no idea how he got hooked.
Smokey Bear? Wait, that was stop, drop, & roll.
And the war will pay for itself?
America is a great place to live but these people think they're in Hell. Perhaps they'd prefer the no-government libertarianism of Somalia. Or the no-income-tax paradise of Afghanistan. Or the 40-year life expectancy in Albania. Or the 10x murder rate of Honduras.
Hey TP hippies: Love it or leave it.
Any experiences today? Drive-by moonings or fruitings? Did anyone actually turn up for this cluster fuck?
Then get your Muslin ass back to Kenya...or Indonesia...or Hawaii...
Whereever...
I was gonna do the whole car parky thing yesterday, but then I asked Roger Ailes and he told me to stay out of it.
So, I did...you betcha!
that's what she said.
Several Christmases ago, my Mother-in-Law gave me a pair of nifty Holiday sox. One was white with a red toe and the other, of course, was red with a white toe.
The first time I wore them she said "Why don't your socks match?"
They forgot to instruct eveveryone to roll down their windows, take out their drivers' licenses, place them in plastic bags, and then vigorously wave them about.
Permanent soap must be what Sarah uses to take off that lip-liner.
Japanese human tragedy, suffering, death, devastation, and nuclear crisis. It's so unfair to Sarah.
As close as that, you think?
Attention please: for the remainder of President Obama's term in office the role of Acorn will be played by Planned Parenthood.
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I bet the highway patrol thinks this is a great idea.
And roll down your windows and shout, "I'm stupid as hell and I'm not going to take it any morz!"
Oh yeah. My son's first phrase was "your local cable and satellite provider". "Channel" was very important to that little guy. I, of course, have no idea how he got hooked.