RENO 2/11! Wonkette Is Buying You Spicy Meatballs!
Hello, Reno! A quick and dirty reminder that we will be IN YOU this Sunday, Feb. 11, and we will be buying you meatballs at NOBLE PIE DOWNTOWN, 239 W 2nd St., Reno, NV 89501, let us call it 4 to 7 p.m.! Come and see me and Shy and Old Dad and the Wonkette Babby as we ... well, just sit there, probably. We are a sitting lot.
Come see us come see us come see us come see us, because you know what happens otherwise? We announce a new round of Wonkette tour stops, and you say "why don't you ever come to Reno?" and we say "we were just there, dummy!" and you say, "but I couldn't come that time," AND THEN THE MURDERS BEGIN.
On deck!
Bend, Oregon: Tues., Feb. 13!
Portland, Oregon: Thurs., Feb. 15!
Spokane, Washington: Fri., Feb. 16!
OT and shallow, but I'd kill for that table and chairs.
MADISON!!!!!! Sorry, didn't mean to shout.