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OT and shallow, but I'd kill for that table and chairs.

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MADISON!!!!!! Sorry, didn't mean to shout.

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Madison would be good, too. However, I was thinking here in my district where Randy Bryce is trying to unseat lyin' ryan. I'm willing to go the extra mile to try and get the Ironstache to make an appearance.

In fact, I even texted my contact with his campaign this afternoon.

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Yay! A good choice for pizza and beer.

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Just when I've been told to lay off the spice. Thanks a lot, Trix. Love to the Babby, tho.

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I’m drumming up a donation but it won’t be huge and definitely not reoccurring. Keep it up but did I miss an insane car launch to Mars for pennies on the dollar? It’s not all bad. Anyway keep it up and I’m looking forward to some olympics drama :)

Well keep Wonking or wonketting or wonkering.

-Your Fan

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That's a dick joke, right?

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you sooooooooo funny. i wish i were as funny as you. dammit.

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Me too.

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Just where the fuck is the picture of the men in uniform and the women and scenery and stuff at the beginning of this article from? If it's a movie, It might be really funny. If it's real life, I'd be careful how I cross my legs. But I'd feel safer knowing than not knowing.

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It's from a TV show called Reno 911:

http://www.cc.com/shows/ren...

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Reno? 9--1---1? My embarrassment is overwhelming, or maybe stupidity too. Brace yourselves.I thought yes I thought but I really wasn't thinking, was I?Never saw the show. Because I thought the uniformed people might have been or were the very WONKIGARCHY itself unless 'themselves' is more appropriate and I'm going with that. Not at all bad looking, I mean quite beautiful,or handsome, where appropriate. Also because I think I may have told somebody, and I figure I'd be better off admitting it than being ratted out. Or were you really cops, in Reno? Hey, cool place.I'd know if I hadn't missed the Eugene wonkstock (ill,respiratory) and would go to Bend but can't, am hoping your tour maybe next spring/summer might swing through Eugene again and would love to meet the real yous unless revenge is on your minds and I wouldnt blame you. Promising a donation in the mid two figures, maybe more. I had no idea you were cops even fictional ones but I admire your politics, as any examination of my profile would show!

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Thanks for the photo, 'trix; we loved the hell outta that show.

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HA! Finally get to use this meme!

https://scontent-mia3-2.xx....

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Jared is a snitch!

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