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Word is that the bunny is mortified, too.

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If he's pleading guilty to multiple counts of being Duncan Hunter, and he's still Duncan Hunter tomorrow, does that make him a repeat offender? Can he be denied probation/parole on the basis that he's still Duncan Hunter?

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I didn't know that guys as slender, good looking, and well dressed as Bone Spurs actually rolled? Other than his opinion, I mean, which seems to change like a blind squirrel with an itch.

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I've been reading through a series of semi-comic spy novels by Mick Herron centered on Slough House, a place where MI-5 sends their agents who have managed to fuck up badly enough to warrant exile but not enough to be outright fired or prosecuted. The most recent in the series, Joe Country, was published earlier this year and pivots around a certain royal and a BoJo-like politician behaving rather badly at an arms-dealers' shindig and their attempts to cover the whole incident up.

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Fewer legal fees, too, because I'm totally fking broke.

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Technically I'm a veteran and I never even made it out of basic.

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This outcome shows us how to deal with guilty fucks yelling "Deep State" as their plea of innocence.

You persist with the truth until they get dragged, kicking and screaming, to their long awaited punishment.

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ooh. A new set of books for me to read.

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As soon as I saw you had linked 'an ashtray' I knew what it linked to, and you did not disappoint. This is a regular litany in our house, especially when returning for something forgotten like a phone - and this ashtray. 😁

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They're really good. Think of Len Deighton mixed with Yes, Minister, with a touch of In The Loop on top.

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it's fun to move the scrubber bar really fast under any video of trump. he almost makes sense.

also, he goes away really fast.

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Repeat offender.

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Grovels Herr Drumpfenfuhrer for a pardon in 3....2......1.....

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- Donald J Trump

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He's a white Republican male. Wrist-slaps are to be expected.

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Same with Republican white males. That'll reduce the load even further!

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