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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

On the bright side, "The American Revolution" will soon be renamed, just as "The Great War" was.

Elderly John's avatar

Donald and Bibi happy to go to war if it keeps them both out of jail.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Good thing Congress isn't alive to see what Trump is doing.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Trump will have us at war with the rest of the world by the time these files run their course.

Wait'll the Democrats get the gavel next year and turn hearings like this around.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

New post to be OT in now!

Yopi's avatar

This could start world war 3. But having Mario and Pete and the others in charge makes one certain that nothing will go bad.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Nah, the US only fight people who can't fight back.

Free beach's avatar

So comforting to know that steady hands are on the wheel.

gallbladder's avatar

One of which looks like it's about to fall off one of the drivers.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Iran doesn't have an ally who could trigger that, they're kind of isolated unless Kim does something... but the dice are rolling....

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well, other than Russia . . .

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Russia isn't going to do shit.

DJ Teetop's avatar

Russia's probably in on it. There's nothing Donald does they don't approve first. His autobiography is called "Yes I Can...If Putin Says It's OK"

gallbladder's avatar

You mean, in cementing the start of the war?

The G-7 Experience's avatar

No immigrants to pour the cement after ICE...

gallbladder's avatar

From Jim McGovern (this is for you, BillE):

"This is an illegal war that could easily escalate in dangerous and unpredictable ways into a wider regional conflict.

Have we learned absolutely nothing from our decades of endless war and reckless attempts at regime change in the Middle East? America does not want our kids dying so corrupt defense contractors can pad their pockets. We don’t want to waste trillions overseas while families are struggling here at home.

Is Donald Trump confused about why he’s starting this war? Maybe he needs to have his memory checked. Less than a year ago he told us Iran’s nuclear program had been “obliterated.” Now he says we need more strikes. Was he lying then? Or is he lying now?

Congress should immediately be called back to Washington to vote on these illegal strikes—that is what the constitution and the laws of this country demand. Instead, Speaker Johnson has called off votes for Monday and Tuesday.

I pray for all our brave servicemen and women—as well as all the innocent civilians—whose lives Donald Trump has recklessly put in harm’s way with his illegal, unconstitutional war."

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

He's not confused at all; it's a distraction from the pedo files

gallbladder's avatar

My pleasure. Looks like he posted it about four hours ago.

lmurr's avatar

Someone told Trump becoming a war president would erase all his troubles. What's several thousand maimings and deaths compared to that?

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oh fuck it. I just made an *adult beverage*.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Just?

I've got you beat by three hours.

All things considered that's not really a brag....

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Stupid mom wanted me to stupid drive her to stupid shops......stupid fresh fruit and vegetables! Stupid prescription!

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Now do an *adult movie*.

Martin Shobe's avatar

Just make sure it's not a rental. I hate it when I get a "used" rental.

gallbladder's avatar

Clarification on "do".

The G-7 Experience's avatar

I'll let the mind wobble....

gallbladder's avatar

I was afraid of that.

Oy!'s avatar

[ ot ]

". . . Ken Paxton, the most corrupt politician in America, after Donald Trump." – remark David French made on a podcast I listened to a little while ago.

[ I know French is "one of them" but it seems to me he generally has his head screwed on right ]

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Paxton may win that Primary...

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"Every child had a pretty good shot

To get at least as far as their old man got

But something happened on the way to that place

They threw an American flag in our face"

https://youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs?si=UMY0V4EKJyjrc54f

paperlesstiger's avatar

OT - 𝘉𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎: 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘕𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘎𝘶𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴. 𝘖𝘪𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘻, 21𝘔 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘴/𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬.

https://xcancel.com/gCaptain/status/2027772082117820861#m

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I'm shocked.

Which super rich motherfuckers are going to get even more rich now?

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oil and shipping companies for sure.

gallbladder's avatar

And here I was thinking that fuckface had every contingency planned for. Or, at least, that's what 𝘩𝘦 would say.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Except for all those contingencies everyone warned him about because...

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!

Martin Shobe's avatar

His strikes have brought the price of crude down 1400%.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

*snorts*

‪Scott MacFarlane‬

‪@macfarlanenews.bsky.social

· 6h

Rep Jim Himes (D-CT), top Democrat on House Intelligence Committee:

“Everything I have heard from the Administration before and after these strikes on Iran confirms this is a war of choice with no strategic endgame…”

gallbladder's avatar

Ah, the Bush Co. gambit: "We've no exit strategy because we never plan to leave."

Fucking brilliant.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

The Biden administration failed to protect Hormuz because it is "straight" If it was the "Gays of Hormuz", it would have been securely guarded. And now America pays the price.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

What "Command and Control"??

WARFIGHTERS!!!!

Sk8erChoi's avatar

U.S. Navy can't protect? Has to be Joe Biden's fault. How dare he start this war!

The G-7 Experience's avatar

They're counting on this thing to be over quick, like Venezuela....

SkeptiKC's avatar

They're gonna be pretty damned sorry.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

A lot of confidence...when has that ever gone wrong in the Middle East?

Oy!'s avatar

Gee . . . it's a real shame no one could see that coming.

SkeptiKC's avatar

As I said earlier, gas up today before prices spike.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I paid 2.5 bucks a bit ago.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Well done, comrade.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

That is an amazing amount of snow. Some sweet babies don't seem to be bothered in the least.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Alice is strictly indoors (doctor’s orders, also I would be terrified to have her outside because her coat wouldn’t keep her warm, and she would be hard to spot against the snow). I have a couple that would go stir crazy if they couldn’t go out, and a couple that have never been out on their own, and a couple in between.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

I wonder if this is that ninth war Trump said he would stop.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

It is easier to rack them up when you start them, after all....

gallbladder's avatar

Makes tracking them easier, too. Or, so one might like to think.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It sure as hell expediates lying about everything.

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Caturday... Mr. Mick has the right idea about dealing with (waves hands vaguely over head) this:

https://substack.com/profile/106661048-vorpal/note/c-221094971?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1ri46w

gallbladder's avatar

Hey, Comer: YA BURNT!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

The stupidity runs strong in this one.