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Pexas Teat's avatar

The only reason Comer isn't in the Epstein files is because Epstein trafficked girls, not livestock.

Mark Linimon's avatar

That's really mean. Come sit by me and tell me more.

Nemo's avatar

Comer continues try to win at a battle of wits with Hillary and Bill Clinton. That's like taking a knife to a gun fight.

nick kelly's avatar

Entertaining stuff and on the mark. From me, a joke: about all the Pizza Gate crap, if I asked my AI assistant to make up a story about Clinton running such an operation, I would not expect it to star the Clinton called Hillary.

kmblue187's avatar

Can we try 3 people at once for this debacle? Trump, Vance, and Johnson?

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

The feds hanged four for the Lincoln assassination conspiracy. I'm sure three would be a breeze. Maybe the 1865 fourplex is still kicking around. I'm sure someone could suggest a fourth.

kmblue187's avatar

Loved Bill's defense of Hillary.

kmblue187's avatar

Nothing like starting a war to distract folks. In a baseball hat, for Chrissakes. I also heard last night on Ms Now he slipped through the curtains to join a kazillion dollar fundraiser.

kmblue187's avatar

OT: I don't know if people who don't subscribe to Ann Telnaes can see her cartoons, but this is devastating and funny:

https://substack.com/home/post/p-189485786?source=queue

You should subscribe, it's muy cheapo just like Wondette where I subscribe too. Both save me.

kmblue187's avatar

Oh my, I remember all those trad wives yelling at Hill to leave Bill immediately, like they knew anything about their marriage. Meddlers. Meanwhile Newt was having an affair while leading the charge against Bill, boy the hypocrisy sang.

Vic's avatar

New Gingrich, Bob Livingston, Ken Starr. Turns out all of them were malicious lying perverts, cheating on their wives, enabling sex crimes, and advancing an anti-American agenda.

Republicans have a lot to be ashamed of, going back fifty years.

I Stedman's avatar

I'm afraid if I signed up for free canoodling I'd end up chained to a desk in a damp basement, and if the Editrix caught my typing speed going below 75wpm I'd get the hose again...

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove nothing.

Mark Linimon's avatar

And, look, a squirrel!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I understand that I have been mispronouncing the name of our latest military debacle as Operation Epstein's Fury.

According to the NYT Pitchbot, it's Operation Epstein Fury.

I apologize for any inconvenience this lapse on my part may have caused you.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Signed, Epstein's Mom.

tehbaddr's avatar

"But you, me, and the Clintons are not in it."

I never did anything wrong. I've been exonerated of everything! - teh bad dr

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I'm sure that Jimmy Comer would be able to wring the true truth out of you.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That is now my new go-to pickup line.

"Wanna go back to my place? I'm not in the Epstein Files."

Regret's avatar

Skepchick has a better one: "Wanne go back to my place? I am in the Epstein files because the perverts are warning each other about me."

innocentbystander's avatar

Iran. Venezuela. Cuba. Three tails to wag one dog. The dog's name is "Jeffrey". In this scheme of things, James Comer is a fire hydrant.

tehbaddr's avatar

"Jimmy boy, I know from Pigfuckers. I'm from Arkansas, and you Jimmy are a Pigfucker!"

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

As a representative of the Amalgamated Union of Swine, Hogs, and Pigs, I would like a word with you. None of us would allow Comer to come near us. Those chickens, however....

tehbaddr's avatar

Comer's not picky, he'll fuck any barnyard critter!

What A Debacle's avatar

Remember when every single political discussion on Twitter REQUIRED the inclusion of the words "ad hominem"?

Yeah, that was annoying. Like every wannabe pundit on earth discovered a new phrase at the exact same time and they could NOT stop repeating it.

The suddenly ubiquitous "Murc's Law" will be torturing us for the forseeable future.