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Wonkette, lololololololol, sounds like a bunch of 7th grade girls in the school bathroom roflmao...wonkette, Lololol.

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Johnson obviously got in through the same door Ahmad Chalabi used to bogart a seat behind Laura Bush at one of the Dim Son's State of the Whatever addresses. It was a very short time after that that he became "Ahmad Who?"

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You seem to know a lot about the girls bathroom. Are you a janitor?

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“I’ll go with whatever version Gaetz says because I’m not a gangster rapper.”

did congressman Gaetz have a previous dispute or "beef" with some gangster rapper over differing accounts of the same incident? I think that's the real story here

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I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

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Lil' Limp Dick?

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Roy Moore, is that you?

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All of those lol's make YOU look like a not terribly bright 5th grader. Grow the fuck up.

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“Well, thank goodness for small favors, because I certainly don’t ever want to hear Chuck Johnson attempting to gangster rap.”

Born in the streets, a man made killa,Pillow on Grammy’s head that’s the coal miners’ scrilla.Poor people die in the streets when I caucusDems talk shit but they can’t block us Roll with the taxpayers dime in my pocketVote for judges that keep Browns on the docketGovernment funds my Mack skills the back bills go straight to the treasury when interns won’t pleasure meRough on entitlements but cool on subsidies Fuck education need them dollars for the companies On the nasdaq they pass back the dollarsTo my super pack and write my bills when they hollaTake the Christian vote but stay pissin’ on the Bible Money from the Koch’s cuz Bircher is my idolBought me an island cuz shits gettin bad in hereWe ain’t gotta worry there’s a problem call Vladimir!

Something like that?

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Agreed.

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D Plorable.

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The politeness in the end is some reddit level trolling.

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Unless said white dude can say “Gangsta” without sounding like they are angry that black people have their own dialect. Then its probably acceptable.

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He's their bitch.

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Nixon actually did what he did for the promotion of the Republican agenda. The current Koch-suckers calling themselves conservatives are licking Trump’s chode while he sells us out to the Kremlin to promote his own future. Nixon would be rolling over in his grave, but I fear he probably rose from the dead to spy on Democrats to feed his immortal soul.

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My Huguenot ancestors ended up in Essex County Ontario after the revolution. I'm not sure where they were before that.

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