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I'm sure the terrists carefully consider what rights they're gonna have when they blow up shit. - especially the suicide bombers.

Seriously, how did we end up with so many dumbfucks in Washington? This goes way beyond just the brain-dead teabaggers in Congress. I know Dumbya installed hundreds of Liberty "University" grads, but haven't we flushed them out yet?

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Those 9-11 guys were very concerened about what rights their atomized remains would have. That's obviously why they tageted New York instead of Pyongyang: it was for the freedumbs!

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Bonus: give 'em enough Cokes, and Big Macs with supersized fries, and they lose their kidneys. Win-win!

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The cybernanny is a bit on the dumb side. Mere mention of an entire branch of mathematics is forbidden. (And Willie Nelson owns the Guitar Which Must Not Be Named.)

All because of some retaѹ›ded kid named Tѹ›ig. Weird, innit?

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Buck McKeon can puff my banana all he wants.

The Quirk's avatar

Like maybe a sleeper hold.

SullivanSt's avatar

It was nice knowing you.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Due process for some is due process for none.

SullivanSt's avatar

The word which is a synonym for interesting contains a proscribed four-letter sequence.

SullivanSt's avatar

Nice to know they're up to date with their enemies list.

fuflans's avatar

i did NOT vote for those people.