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fuflans's avatar

what's up with so many doctors being total bagger assholes?

i mean, i know small business owner, regulations, blah blah blah, but there's really no call for them to behave like ford dealers.

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fuflans's avatar

what's the cliff notes version

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

To be fair, his analogy works because belonging to a countryclub is a luxury for a family, while basic government services is a national luxery. To take the analogy further, a family buying food is a necessity, just like a country waging unnecessary wars and supporting profitable industries with energy subsidies is a necessity for a nation.

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fuflans's avatar

I heard this and thought 'oh delicious'.

sucks for our country but then so would that bill.

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fuflans's avatar

and the media are reporting this repub bill as the only thing that can save us from the mess that the repubs have created.

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fuflans's avatar

this is OT but it is so much easier to upfist you all from my phone - with no fear of missing and downfisting.

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The Quirk's avatar

I was just telling my man Jeeves, at this rate we shall have to drain the pool and pawn the pearl stickpin from my dickie!

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The Quirk's avatar

Canadians would prefer poutine.

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The Quirk's avatar

When in debt you just take whatever money you need from the Widow's & Orphans Fund. That's what those people are for.

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Fartknocker's avatar

He apparently is not a supporter of the Census: <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/o..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/joe_conason/201...">http://www.salon.com/news/o...

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

First thing you do when you're in a financial hole is quit your job. Because you DON'T NEED NO FUCKING REVENUE!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“they don’t continue paying for country club dues, they drop out of the country club.” </i>

Ah. He has the heart of a poet.

Too bad the rest of him is a syphalitic slob.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What.the.ever.loving.fuck?!

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fuflans's avatar

deadwood.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seems like Forest Gump had an awful lot of children and they all went into politics.

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fuflans's avatar

“When someone is overextended and broke,” Broun says, “they don’t continue paying <strike>for country club dues.”</strike>child support.

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