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CognizantImpiety's avatar

I'm gonna bid 10 No-Trump.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Steve King just demonstrates the failures of the American educational system- how a guy who is an illiterate moron could get a High School degree and a college degree just shows how much of a conveyer belt it all is...

Don't even get me started on Gohmert, dude was a JUDGE...to this day I quiver wondering how many more Gohmert's occupy benches and gavels that aren't childs play sets.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

No fun,no wine, no sin, no sex, no wonder it's wrong.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

You weren't around enough X. I remember the 80s as multicolored. And loud. And sweaty.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Any taco truck in Texas does a burrito better than Chipotle. It is the Panda Express of Mexican food.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

No, they mow his lawn and clean his house.

JohnR's avatar

Reading this stuff just hurts my brain,not because of the writing style, that's just the normal reaction to the derp that runs this world.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Double your pleasure, double the bush.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Speedy Gonzalez used to be a carpet fitter, You could hear him calling out his slogan "Underlay, Underlay" - English Joke, sorry ...

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

He doesn't take as much as his dad. But his dad takes it for Jesus, which is OK.