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This is a great opportunity for Go-Pee'ers. They can reauthorize the Voting Rights Act with a new pre-clearance formula and rescind the tanning tax to show how non-racist they are. They could also double-down and repeal all those voter ID laws

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You knows iffin the babby jeebus had wanted them folks to be like dark and all he would have made them that way,you know different than the gheys they got a choice in bein different, but for them to be all light skinned and all unlike the babby jeebus they have to pay a tax to be in his image and that aint right.corsen they could just like stay out of the booth and not pay dah tax and it be a hole lot more safer and all, they would not be gettin profiled on and bein accused of runnin around with skittles and ice tea which in we all finded out is stranger danger

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Took me a second read to realize that "large animal veterinarian" wasn't a typical Wonkerado insulting descriptor.

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You chances of finding both of them are pretty slim.

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When you're completely encased in a single, giant melanoma, can you really be said to "have" cancer?

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my dad.

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These people are assholes and [inaudible].

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What about the portion of your insurance premium that covers the possibility of you developing <a href="http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/cancer\/skin\/basic_info\/indoor_tanning.htm" target="_blank">tanning bed-induced melanoma</a>? Is that a racist tax too?

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Not all of us are born with a luxurious orange hue...

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You know, there ARE reasonable conservatives and Republicans out there who are honest, not racist, are aware of the difference between fact and opinion, don't rely on Fox News or talk radio for information, and are will to explain their views in a non-hyperbolic way that leaves room for differences of opinion and respect for others.

I will be searching for them right after I find Bigfoot.

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So the 2014 GOP convention guest speaker is going to be <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-504083_162-57425927-504083\/patricia-krentcil-new-jersey-mother-accused-of-putting-her-6-year-old-girl-in-tanning-bed\/" target="_blank">this lady</a>?

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Who's "us", kemosabe?

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Some days THE STUPID burns more than others. Ssssssssssss.

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Yoho! Yoho! ... A pirate's life for me.

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And Limbaugh uses purple pills to get a fake boner.

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And they say, no we're here to donate.

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