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Whenever some shart-gargling stumpbrain politician makes the DEMONCRATS LOVED SLAVERY HURRR DURRR argument, I always wonder: are they really that stupid, or do they just think everyone else is? Looking at Trent Franks' face, I'm guessing the answer in his particular case is the former.

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Okay. I have $0.01 left over that I can send this month and I'm saving $0.02 next month but I need to know the website.

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I'm from Louisiana and when I was a kid in the 1950s all of our our n***ers, excuse me, slaves, excuse me again, Negros liked paying the poll tax, taking literacy tests (Ha, they always failed!) and sitting in the back of the bus, etc., etc. Anybody who can't pass a test we designed to make sure they couldn't vote doesn't deserve to vote. And the poll tax - it was progressive. You paid more the darker you were so if you had to pay a poll tax that was your fault. Why hell, I never had to pay a poll tax. Anyway, that is my story and I'm sticking to it!

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You know those darned liberals. Those states-rights, conservative liberals. Them guys are the worstest.

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Remember when he forced all those Poles into universal health care?

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too soon...

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Asshats and republitards like Rep. Frank seem to think that US History ends right after the Civil War and Nixon's Southern Strategy is something that never happened.

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Cracker cracker crackerGet your shackles hereCracker cracker crackerKeep your slaves in fear

A slave is a thing... That works in the field... It works for free,Or else a white person would have to do it.And so you see that it's positively, very, very, necessary.

Cracker cracker crackerGet your shackles hereCracker cracker crackerKeep your slaves in fear

(many apologies to the great Bob Dorough)

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This guy should go down south and tell all the Confederate flag waving, heritage not hate crowd that they're really Democrats, and he's disgusted with them.

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Someone shoukd hack the sound system at CPAC to shout "George Bush". This is the fallout I'd love to see.

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.... a Rolls Royce jet engine?https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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Socialist, the National Socialist Party, game over man, game over! /s

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The Passive Aggressive Snit Fest of the South?

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Words... what do they mean??

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THANKS, Obama.

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Yeah, well, us "eggheads got no sense" dontcha know.

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