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Yeah, every time we have to borrow from Uncle Chang, he goes off on this long lecture about how when he was a child, he worked two jobs, just so he could pay for all of his wars himself. Bo-ring!

I liked it better when we were borrowing from <a href="ww.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/02\/15\/lisa-chan-pete-hoekstra-apologizes_n_1280271.html" target="_blank">Lisa Chan</a>. Not only was she nicer to look at, she <i>never</i> lectured.

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What percent of the national debt is actually held by China again?

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Sexist bastard. Everyone knows it's Auntie Wong who's footing the bill.

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Well, I'm sick of kids who were seven or eight years old when we first went into Afghanistan dying there now and for an untold timeline.

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What are we going to do about the younger generation?

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It's what the Founders would have wanted.

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She just hasn't developed that victim persona her mom perfected yet, has she?

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Don't tell Rep. Jones the biggest "buyer" of US Treasury debt is the Federal government.

His head would explode like a stepped on wonton.

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