Somebody should make a bottle attachment with wings that go off to the side and little velvet covered gel pads that could be warmed up in the nuke-rowave before feeding because his little paws are dying to make biscuits, they just know that they are biscuit making little paws, they are so ready to massage something.
My last bottle-baby fosters, to be absolutely goddamn sure I wouldn't fold, I only called them #1 and #2. But I always wanted to know what happened to them after return to the rescue, and who became their parents. It's not for amateurs, man.
I can’t see repealing the CHIPS and Salsa Act a winning issue even among compliant congressional Republicans. The act is investing in jobs in their distracts and I doubt many of them are stupid enough to kill that golden goose.
Well, Missing Link Marge and Handy J Boebert are stupid enough.
I’ve been asking for a while, given all the pressure on Ukraine to “make a deal,” exactly what Russia is willing to concede in these sham negotiations. The answer is clearly, nothing. Not a damn thing. Not a single inch of territory that they have seized. This is nothing short of a demand for an unconditional surrender by Ukraine.
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Trump, that thin-skinned, vindictive little snot, wants to cancel everything Joe Biden put in place, even the huge investment in American jobs and manufacturing that is the CHIPs program. It's like a drunk shooting himself in the foot because his shoes are too tight
Someone may have already posted it, but there's a non-paywalled version of the Atlantic article about the dad of the little girl who died from measles:
My gawd, it's one minute to noon, and I've only finally managed to mostly check out the morning tabs. Ahhhhhh. Anyway, I've only skimmed what's here, but Measles Dad?? Everyone dies he said, about his 6 year old daughter. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!! Everyone with measles vaccinations usually manage not to die from fucking measles. God's will. God provided some fucking smart people that made and perfected vaccines. I hate this real world timeline, just sayin. Maybe I'll be able to figure out how Trump/MAGA/Musk are trying to destroy the world today, but......I'm running so late, I'm not sure. It might take a nuke in my yard to find out. No, strike that, wouldn't want to give ideas. Have a good day everyone.
God doesn't help you win the lottery if you don't buy a fucking lotto ticket. These motherfuckers will never learn. That little girl deserved better parents.
Your morning Tiedrich focuses on Donny's new job as car salesman:
"hawking snake oil to the rubes is really Donny’s only marketable skill," and Jeff is not wrong. I often think of Trump as a Carnival barker, except slimier and more scammy.
I live a block from a cemetery. There are countless babbies buried there, some in the same family lined up side by side, some days old, some as old as six or eight years. Of course the headstones don't tell us what terrible childhood disease killed them, but there was a rapid reduction of babby deaths beginning in the 1950s. Gee, what could a happened then?
“Is it perfect? No,” said Senator Mark Warner, a Virginia Democrat, during a Washington tech and policy conference last week. “But without it, there would not have been another fabrication facility built in America.”
So it did exactly what it was meant to do Mark. Sounds pretty perfect.
But is Mark Warner perfect? Lololollolololol. Oh my gosh, no.
Happy kitten gif source: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/toe-stretching-joy
And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/ebadb50f-2e9c-4df9-9dfa-8b59722f495a?utm_source=share
I had no idea the Moro reflex not only existed in cats, but also indicated sheer ecstasy.
Eat *and* stretch! Now, that’s efficiency.
I’m a kitty. I like to eat, stretch and eat!
I sometimes get that, but it isn't food that does it for me.
You've never seen yourself eat apple pie, have you? 😀 Hope you feel better after your booster shot, hon!
Fair call.
*waggles eyebrows*
Awwwwww. Wee babby kittums so sweet my teeth are gonna fall ou!
Somebody should make a bottle attachment with wings that go off to the side and little velvet covered gel pads that could be warmed up in the nuke-rowave before feeding because his little paws are dying to make biscuits, they just know that they are biscuit making little paws, they are so ready to massage something.
Vivid, livid little wee mitts...
That's a happy kit right there
[kitten-cat mind bubble]
"Stop! In the name of grub!"
The jig is up!
Kitten impersonating an actor from 'I Surrender,' the musical remake of the Six-Day War.
My last bottle-baby fosters, to be absolutely goddamn sure I wouldn't fold, I only called them #1 and #2. But I always wanted to know what happened to them after return to the rescue, and who became their parents. It's not for amateurs, man.
One summer I bottle-raised 14 kittens. While I was at work friends came in. I didn't sleep much. It's an all-consuming job.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh impersonating a red panda.
Well . . . https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48726467/
Flexible.
Her husband appreciates it.
TOE BEANS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Put your paws in the air!
Like you just don't care!
So much squee and happiness in that gif!
Cat owner, on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkIMS1uxNPE
I can’t see repealing the CHIPS and Salsa Act a winning issue even among compliant congressional Republicans. The act is investing in jobs in their distracts and I doubt many of them are stupid enough to kill that golden goose.
Well, Missing Link Marge and Handy J Boebert are stupid enough.
Did Gavin Newsom ask Ben Shapiro about his newfound defense of Derrick Chauvin?
If Krasnov invaded either Canada or Denmark, that should trigger an immediate impeachment.
I’ve been asking for a while, given all the pressure on Ukraine to “make a deal,” exactly what Russia is willing to concede in these sham negotiations. The answer is clearly, nothing. Not a damn thing. Not a single inch of territory that they have seized. This is nothing short of a demand for an unconditional surrender by Ukraine.
Bobo sure knows a lot about pimp canes
"But perhaps most of all, Peter worried about what the vaccine might do to his children."
Not getting the vaccine KILLED your kid, Peter. Please don't have any more children.
"Malcolm Nance thinks the timeline for “Trump invades Canada” is six to 18 months. I don’t think he’s crazy!"
Do you want the White House burned down? Because this is how the White House gets burned down. Eh.
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“…no gods no masters…”
Ya, right.
Trump, that thin-skinned, vindictive little snot, wants to cancel everything Joe Biden put in place, even the huge investment in American jobs and manufacturing that is the CHIPs program. It's like a drunk shooting himself in the foot because his shoes are too tight
He's nothing but a petty, broken loser.
He's a loser even when he wins the election. He's trying for Emperor of the Universe. The Universe is unimpressed.
Yet he claims he wants EVERYONE to start manufacturing in the US. What a great combo.
he’s drunk shooting himself in the foot bc he hates the guy who gave him the shoes
Someone may have already posted it, but there's a non-paywalled version of the Atlantic article about the dad of the little girl who died from measles:
https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fhealth%2Farchive%2F2025%2F03%2Ftexas-measles-outbreak-death-family%2F681985&fbclid=IwY2xjawI-WyRleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHb2k8apR9bDrWEovcAseYtQKRJulpcf11JPrHgEQll3wPde_R20lMXVkxQ_aem_j9SIy2sL2qrZ8T99uV44IA
Agent 99 is 92 today.
My gawd, it's one minute to noon, and I've only finally managed to mostly check out the morning tabs. Ahhhhhh. Anyway, I've only skimmed what's here, but Measles Dad?? Everyone dies he said, about his 6 year old daughter. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!! Everyone with measles vaccinations usually manage not to die from fucking measles. God's will. God provided some fucking smart people that made and perfected vaccines. I hate this real world timeline, just sayin. Maybe I'll be able to figure out how Trump/MAGA/Musk are trying to destroy the world today, but......I'm running so late, I'm not sure. It might take a nuke in my yard to find out. No, strike that, wouldn't want to give ideas. Have a good day everyone.
God doesn't help you win the lottery if you don't buy a fucking lotto ticket. These motherfuckers will never learn. That little girl deserved better parents.
He didn't really love his daughter.
Certainly didn't seem to see her as a person.
Your morning Tiedrich focuses on Donny's new job as car salesman:
"hawking snake oil to the rubes is really Donny’s only marketable skill," and Jeff is not wrong. I often think of Trump as a Carnival barker, except slimier and more scammy.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158843180?source=queue
I live a block from a cemetery. There are countless babbies buried there, some in the same family lined up side by side, some days old, some as old as six or eight years. Of course the headstones don't tell us what terrible childhood disease killed them, but there was a rapid reduction of babby deaths beginning in the 1950s. Gee, what could a happened then?
There are cemeteries in Idaho where the pattern is reversed, a low number of baby graves until the Christian Nationalists started moving in.
“Is it perfect? No,” said Senator Mark Warner, a Virginia Democrat, during a Washington tech and policy conference last week. “But without it, there would not have been another fabrication facility built in America.”
So it did exactly what it was meant to do Mark. Sounds pretty perfect.
But is Mark Warner perfect? Lololollolololol. Oh my gosh, no.