One of the greatest questions plaguing birthers about the president's birth certificate has been, of course, "What did the aliens have to do with it?" But they may have finally uncovered it: The aliens did brain surgery on Obama and filled his head with a device that can only respond to a teleprompter, as that is the most reasonable explanation for some photo of Barry with George Lopez they found. Did the aliens steal the birth certificate? Was there a box on Hawaiian birth certificates back then labelled "aliens did brain surgery on this black baby," and was it checked on Obama's? We don't know. "The question is: When will the media start inquiring into what that huge scar on his head is all about?"
The author of this latest revelation must have collaborated with the racist blonde hair lisping kid from Arkansas. Geez louise, who knows what the hell they are the smoking to come up with this crap.
Islamic aliens, doh. Those robes are great for hiding your tentacles.
Wait ... holy crap ... you can see Satan's face in there!
Wait 'til the creationists find them. These comments are the real evidence that evolution doesn't exist.
Oh for fuck's sake.
what did these people think about before the advent of barack o'bama i wonder?
Ask Lindsey Graham about being anally probed.
Are these the same alien surgeons who removed exactly ½ the ass from all Democratic legislation?
The author of this latest revelation must have collaborated with the racist blonde hair lisping kid from Arkansas. Geez louise, who knows what the hell they are the smoking to come up with this crap.
We could get literally <i>dozens</i> of dollars for Texas.