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Well, that's the average Fox News viewer.

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Low 70s? I would've guessed the 80s.

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You mean Billdo.

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In today's economy $200 will only get you a wheelbarrow full of rotting tomatoes. Oh, ah, well never mind. Carry on!

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I knew I liked that keef guy

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You could probably just throw a cookie out the door and lock it behind him when he chases after it.

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Wait. If Ailes gets fired now, doesn't that mean that Rupert admits that FOX Spews has been a sexually harassing, hostile work environment? Wouldn't that open up a huge liability hole?

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"All we are saaaaaaying... is give peas a chaaaaaance."

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We regurgitate. You decide.

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I hope Trump buys Fox "News". I can see him doing it, too. After his inevitable loss in the election, they hire him as a commentator. But he doesn't get enough air time for his ego so he buys them out and makes it All Trump All The Time. Then he drives it into bankruptcy (like all his other ventures) and we never have to think of it again.

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just slightly less gross better at hiding his grossness.

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...nobody saw me do it...

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His stubby little fingers are too short to cross.https://youtu.be/ZQuSOQYHFk...

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Hannity takes 10 minutes to realize what's happened, and starts pounding on the door while he cries like a 5 year old.

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While I agree with the 80+, I seriously doubt that many Faux viewers got anywhere near a college, let alone a fraternity.

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Assuming they are vine-ripened, organic, heirloom rotten tomatoes, $4.99/lb.

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