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ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Well, that's the average Fox News viewer.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Low 70s? I would've guessed the 80s.

Querolous's avatar

In today's economy $200 will only get you a wheelbarrow full of rotting tomatoes. Oh, ah, well never mind. Carry on!

shoeflyin's avatar

I knew I liked that keef guy

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You could probably just throw a cookie out the door and lock it behind him when he chases after it.

DainBramage's avatar

Wait. If Ailes gets fired now, doesn't that mean that Rupert admits that FOX Spews has been a sexually harassing, hostile work environment? Wouldn't that open up a huge liability hole?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"All we are saaaaaaying... is give peas a chaaaaaance."

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I hope Trump buys Fox "News". I can see him doing it, too. After his inevitable loss in the election, they hire him as a commentator. But he doesn't get enough air time for his ego so he buys them out and makes it All Trump All The Time. Then he drives it into bankruptcy (like all his other ventures) and we never have to think of it again.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

just slightly less gross better at hiding his grossness.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

His stubby little fingers are too short to cross.https://youtu.be/ZQuSOQYHFk...

accidental housewife's avatar

Hannity takes 10 minutes to realize what's happened, and starts pounding on the door while he cries like a 5 year old.

Rickyphoo's avatar

While I agree with the 80+, I seriously doubt that many Faux viewers got anywhere near a college, let alone a fraternity.

Creepoman's avatar

Assuming they are vine-ripened, organic, heirloom rotten tomatoes, $4.99/lb.