Dunno where that finger has been. Let's talk about Ted Cruz's wet spots. Oh yeah baby, he has some. He's not Lyin' Ted anymore. Now we have to call him Leakin' Ted, and we need to take a moment to feel very sorry for the laundry lady at Harvard who had to probably use pumice stones and demon repellent to wash the Cruz Jizz out of his pillow slips every day. OMG WONKETTE, U R GROSS, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NASTY JOKES ABOUT?
Plus ritual genital mutilation. Plus a brain injury that makes the victim's brain thingy play only images of a naked Barbara Bush in knee-high cowgirl boots and a thong in an endless loop.
Imagine, though, how horrifying puberty must have been for him when he discovered his inky black, wormy discharge was not normal. But at least he was the inspiration behind that shit movie Prometheus
Oh, please, for God's sake, make it go away. I can never un-think these thoughts, or un-see the images in my mind's eye. Why am I thinking the last scene of The Man With The X-Ray Eyes...
I wondered about the laundry service at my university 40 years ago. You could sign up for a program in the dorms in which the university gave you sheets, and they exchanged them for clean sheets every week and washed them for you. I did not sign up for this, I brought my own sheets and did my own laundry, but I suspect a lot of the guys in my coed dorm found this program useful. I would not have wanted to work in the laundry service at that university or any other.
I must be fair here. . . some of the women in my dorm were just as bad.
I totally misunderstood the tweet. I thought Craig "A" Amazon was calling his former roommate a dildo. I prefer my misreading and will pretend that everyone else is wrong because OH MY GOD MY MIND-EYES! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BLEACH!
Plus ritual genital mutilation. Plus a brain injury that makes the victim's brain thingy play only images of a naked Barbara Bush in knee-high cowgirl boots and a thong in an endless loop.
Imagine, though, how horrifying puberty must have been for him when he discovered his inky black, wormy discharge was not normal. But at least he was the inspiration behind that shit movie Prometheus
Oh, please, for God's sake, make it go away. I can never un-think these thoughts, or un-see the images in my mind's eye. Why am I thinking the last scene of The Man With The X-Ray Eyes...
Ew
I wondered about the laundry service at my university 40 years ago. You could sign up for a program in the dorms in which the university gave you sheets, and they exchanged them for clean sheets every week and washed them for you. I did not sign up for this, I brought my own sheets and did my own laundry, but I suspect a lot of the guys in my coed dorm found this program useful. I would not have wanted to work in the laundry service at that university or any other.
I must be fair here. . . some of the women in my dorm were just as bad.
but not as leaky. its quantity over quality in crusty sheets
did he hurt his hands?
That depends on how you define "leaky." I had terrible menstrual periods - had to wash the sheets in the middle of the night many times.
I totally misunderstood the tweet. I thought Craig "A" Amazon was calling his former roommate a dildo. I prefer my misreading and will pretend that everyone else is wrong because OH MY GOD MY MIND-EYES! THERE IS NOT ENOUGH BLEACH!
Goldman Sachs office boy?
I think that's way more humps than would have been necessary.
Everybody claims to have been there but nobody really understood it.
You got all that from that one tweet?
Will no one think of the pillows????
Hey, trigger warning that shit!
What about elevensies?