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I clicked over to the dailymail and that closet is motherfuckin' huge. It is bigger than, and has better furniture than my bedroom. And can you really be locked in a closet? I'm not a rich, but in my experience most closets do not have locks with keys, you can open them with a nickel. Now I'm off to pimp my closet, gonna get a chandelier up in that bitch.

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Seconded!

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WTF is tuffed velvet? I obviously need to step my decorating skills up, I saw an ad for a lovely interior designer named LindseyInSC on craigslist.

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<i>".....The right of The Press to mooch canapes and pester the guests at fundraisers shall not be infringed...."</i>

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Well, then, at least Powers didn't starve. Miss Lindsey's ham biscuits are a treat!

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Well, if it were a Berlusconi fundraiser, at least the reporter could have interviewed the excess prostitutes stuffed in there with him.

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Please, Anderson is a Vanderbilt; his closet is much more tastefully appointed than whatever that stucco hell of a house can provide.

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Well, his x-ray vision and super-hearing would have made it a moot action anyway.

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You know, I know I should be outraged at this abrogation of First Amendment rights, but as with almost everything to do with Uncle Gaffey, I find that I'm amused more than anything. I mean, really, a reporter in a closet with guards telling him "Not yet!" like parents to the excited children sitting on the steps on Christmas day, while Florida alligator-ladies pretend to eat caviar is just a funny image.

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I read the article and I want to know if he saw or heard the 3 Joes? They had a show in California last week.

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Being the libtard that you all know me to be, and in fairness to Vice President Biden, I must say that there is no scandal here, really. The reporter was simply locked in a closet while refreshments were being passed out. Not a scandal as much as a gross miscarriage of one's liberty to be a mooch.

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Shit, maybe this is the third Bush administration?

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TITS or GTF back in the closet.

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I haz a sad for the lost gaffe that certainly must have issued from Biden's mouth when he was told a reporter had been locked in a closet at that fundraiser.

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So according to the article, 500 bucks would have sprung his ass on account of he would have then been considered one of the "donors." Fucking freeloading reporter has the nerve to not contribute to the candidate and then complain about being locked in a storage closet.

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Ah yes, the old Barbara Bush"ism" comes to mind here about the underprivileged in their hovels and rich people's storage closets "working out very well for them."

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