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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Someone's gotta do it and it has to happen someplace.

So why not?

;>))

javadavis's avatar

Planned Parenthood has a better way of achieving that.

javadavis's avatar

Best part is the phrase "... should you prefer not to kill and skin yourself."You're welcome.

SerialParkingViolator's avatar

Far be it from me to argue with that logic!

BeachLoafer's avatar

As I recall (who know from where), a statement along the lines of "do not contact me again" starts the clock ticking on potential harassment. Once you've put that in writing to someone, it's sort of the first of three strikes, and on the third strike, they're open to being charged with harassment. My guess is his attorney told him to do it to keep his options open (and to keep the press away).

Slamtundra's avatar

Except that that motherfucker is their dad. That'd be a bitch to live down.

OutOfOrbit's avatar

even in numbered Swiss bank accounts and in Russian banks under a different name?

Mittens the Viking's avatar

No moleskines, as he would have to buy them himself.

Mittens the Viking's avatar

Umm, didn't Foxconn run the same grift in Brazil? Where it stagnated? Gotta find the link.

Edit: Found it in the most obvious place.https://www.nytimes.com/201...

jmhm's avatar

Observant Catholic. They're stuck on that one.

anon_the_great's avatar

Fuckin' totally moleskines. What else do pretentious fucks use to document their pretentious fuckery?

jmhm's avatar

Hopefully not. Although it'd be an interesting equal protection suit.

jmhm's avatar

That's what they're hoping for, anyway

anon_the_great's avatar

Uh, lower human fertility rates are a GOOD thing.