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Regret's avatar

I'm kinda worried for the down range people.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Odd how Ted looks so warm and comfortable and well-washed when his constituents are suffering with no power. It’s almost like he’s an asshole or something. But at least his handlers convinced him not to go to Cancun this time!

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

He's a babby, has puppy paws.

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Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

I hope the roofers were ok.

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Emil Muz's avatar

Can confirm--needs help cutting his own meat.

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DialecticDetective's avatar

So, if we did nothing, we are weak. And if we shot it down, we are overreacting. Got it. Thanks.

THIS!!!

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resource NW's avatar

when the first press stories came out on the SR71 Blackbird there was a picture of one of them with a number of king cobras stenciled below the cockpit. The story quoted the pilot as saying each represented a mission over China. Chinese military had dismissed the flyovers as ghosts when detected by their radar because the planes were flying too high and too fast and did not match any known aircraft. Slow and high works, too, I guess.

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resource NW's avatar

The problem is she does not ever in his life or the existence of the universe want to have sex with HIM. He blames her.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

At some point the stupidity becomes recursive.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

These balloonophobes would be entertaining if they so fucking idiotic.

Listening to one of my favorite albums...

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

...The banker ain't my friend.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

I'm more into Elizabeth Hurley's Satan.

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peregrin's avatar

Which is why the Cleti should've shot it down, so it could drop even more virus! Logical consistency, what's that?

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peregrin's avatar

She bought an expensive pot.

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

They discovered the Chinese balloons flying over the US during the Trump years with the James Webb space telescope which can only look into the past. See? A very reasonable explanation.

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Caepan's avatar

Slow and high works, too, I guess.

But enough about how I spend my weekends.

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