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If Carly Fiorina is President, all the copies of SHAFT will always be checked out at Blockbuster's....

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Gobachov- Oh what a give away!

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that's how Liches are created

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well he was in charge

wait, no he wasn't. never mind

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well, there were the ones with the bin Laden family on board. cause shrub was keeping us so safe it never occurred to him that maybe some of them might have been material witnesses. *sigh*

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I have to say, I agree with them. I like Reagan's record as a rotting corpse much more than his record as president. It is a big improvement.

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Jindall is using it to try to make himself look more like his portrait.

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yea, i know. but he started the free trade death spiral of our jobs. i voted for him, but i would kick him in the scrotes for that one.

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I wish they had asked Ben Carson to name all living presidents.

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So how come, after 100 years, Lenin still looks fresh as a daisy and Reagan is just a mouldering corpse. How did we let the Russians get ahead of us in this important area of science.

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He might have been searching for Cheney in his secret undisclosed hiding hole deep within the earth. I mean, really, at that point Dubya really needed someone to tell him what to do next.

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Didn't particularly hate the gheys either.

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Well, he had to repeal the open carry. "Those" people were beginning to open carry.

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Like Old Scratch, people are afraid if they say "Cheney" outloud, he will appear.

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This just confirms what I've suspected: Republicans want America to be the Imperium from Warhammer 40,000.

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I brought that up the other day with a guy I was talking to - he was a "Bush didn't finish the job" person. I said Bush I did the mission he went in to do - get Iraq out of Kuwait. Then, despite the hemming and hawing of his young underlings Cheney and Rumsfeld (and others), he did the seemingly impossible and got the military out of there. "Not finishing the job" was perhaps the best thing he did in Iraq. I said I wish his son had been able to stand up to Cheney and Rumsfeld.

He said if Bush I had finished the job 9-11 wouldn't have happened. Right.

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