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I can't even. I honestly can't fucking even.

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Iv'e done a couple of lino's in my life, not enough to get Graglia's nick name and It made me the left wing dick I am today.

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The online test you have been playing with doesn't sound anything like the real version. The real one is quite a bit longer, and most people take classes to prepare. Some questions are easy ("Who is the Vice President?", "What are the two main political parties?"), but others are harder ("Who wrote the Federalist Papers?", "Who is secretary of Commerce?")

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"When Republicans came up with this idea..."

Don't. Just don't, mm-kay? That's the same silliness conservakooks use regarding the Civil Rights Act. The relationship between the GOP of 1868 and 2015 is the same as that between Abraham Lincoln and a turnip.

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She's different because she dislikes brown people. She's what some call "a good one."

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Pretty sure this one doesn't get out of the House, thank Crom.

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Couldn't they just vote to destroy Obamacare again? It's so much easier, and they already know how to write it up....

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Never go full King...

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You know who else bestowed citizenship on its mercenaries?

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On one hand, the repubs have clearly shown they have not run out of ideas on how to be bigger, better asshats. On the other hand, if "anchor babies" aren't citizens, does that mean we can give Michelle Malkin and Bobby Jindal the boot?

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Oh, sure -now you need a reason?...

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So they now have the reigns of most of the power and they prove they can govern by ramming every half assed, half thought out, crack pot idea their base has. Like the dog who finally caught the car...

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And doing so by completely shitting all over any vestige that reminds us of his accomplishments or philosophy...

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She still has to sit at the kids table when they have a get together. (and when I say kids, I mean the minorities. No way those people get to eat at the same table as their kids)

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Ancient Rome before the Fall? Wait, that may not be a good analogy.

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Twenty years ago, he may have been a fringe racist figure. Today, he's just called a mainstream republican.

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