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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'What? And give up show business?'

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I can't wait to fly Saturday

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Those ISIS-wannabe schlubs shoulda waited till the weekend.

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kbbl's avatar

Maybe some overtime to play catchup in some departments. If this is becomes any more regular, someone should really start a payday-loan business for federal employees facing Shutdowns.

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willi0000000's avatar

problem there . . . they don't want to govern . . . they want to RULE!

[actually, their bosses want to rule but that's a minor point]

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

So, to express their dislike of immigration policies, they're defunding the department assigned to border security? Eh?

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diogenez's avatar

O'Reilly will save us!

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willi0000000's avatar

living on just SS, i don't pay fed taxes . . . if i was a pug, i'd say "so what, doesn't affect me"

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

It makes perfect sense to them, if not to anyone else.

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willi0000000's avatar

gonna be a little bother for the 'essential' folks who can't pay their mortgages because no paycheck until the pugs relent . . . and those who put living expenses on the credit card and have their interest rates jacked because they can't pay the minimum or on time.

republicans - ruining lives for everybody*

* except our buds, the 1%

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willi0000000's avatar

hah! . . . Kurt's been doing about 500rpm since they put him in the ground.

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malsperanza's avatar

Too many words.

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willi0000000's avatar

well played, sir or madam, as the case may be.

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willi0000000's avatar

they created DHS so they could destroy it and blame us.

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willi0000000's avatar

. . . and those necessary bits are the parts that will get furloughed while you still get felt up at airports.

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