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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Third Prize is two vacations and no rohypnol

sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Even better, there's nothing in Leviticus against eating babies. Suck on it, heathen scum!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My, but you are generous.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

A thousand virtual upvotes for you,my friend!

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

And a thousand virtual upvotes for you, also, too!

toomanyrappers's avatar

I didn't get the email.

RickyG's avatar

hell they'll eat it with a spoon and ask for more!

boll ocks's avatar

If we save all the babbies for jebus then they will fight as soldiers in the the jebus army, even if they are really hungry and homeless. Starving babbies are really tough, you know.

clubseal's avatar

What an interesting choice being presented – either we fund Planned Parenthood or we feed the hungry. I'd personally think that we could include in there, say, we can either keep meddling in other countries and killing brown people, or we can feed the hungry and still fund Planned Parenthood.

clubseal's avatar

I am at least appreciative of the fact that I now know what these buffoons mean when they say "abortion survivor." I thought it would be some deformed person who clung a little hard to the uterine wall.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Double trick question. (F) ALL of the above.

eddi_TBH's avatar

And the truth died in obscurity and poverty in a nursing home in Tulsa.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Being Christian for real?

Relativicus's avatar

Where were you sitting?

eddi_TBH's avatar

I assume they only get together for photo ops. Separate rooms and separate lives.