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Great. I live in Lancaster County, am 65+ and haven't been able to get my first shot. I guess having out of town vaccine tourists like you doesn't help.

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The world is populated by fucking idiots, er, a Republicans. Same thing I guess. At least their attitudes and actions make them more likely to die than the rest of us. I think what kills most of them is when they attempt to remove their head from their rectum. Trump told them they could survive the trauma but most can't. It just goes to show you that you don't have to be smart to be a Capitalist.

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I think I love you. Twatwaddling shitgibbons is now my favorite phrase. I even put it in my computer dictionary. I'm sorry, ma'am, that not a Republican. That's a twatwaddling shitgibbon.

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I thought you knew why we have Iowa. And you don't have to waste any boats. Tell them they will be surrounded by people of color and we won't even have to build the fences. Of course, the dumb bastards will probably starve to death cause we all know manual labor is a Mexican.

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Well, you know what I always say, fuck 'em all but six and save them for pallbearers.

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Respect in not a word I would use around or for Trump or Trumpians. It's like trying to explain math or science to them. My dog understands more and knows how to be respectful.

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Here in suburban STL, my neighbor a few doors down still has his damn flag up. Funny, we've both lived on this street for years (me longer), and we've never spoken. Now I know why. Bet he loves my BLM/Feminism for All/Science is Real/Love is Love sign. Being the bigger man, I took my Biden/Harris signs down 'cos WE WON, MF'ER.

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I know, I know. See my self-replies below ↓

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I cannot take credit for them. I stole them from David Simon. He is most creative with his put-downs.

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No, but we would have to build a fence. It would only have to be high enough to keep the cows in, though, since where the cows are, the Iowans will stay.

I realize this is very rude about Iowa, which undoubtedly has many fine people. So, I'll stop being rude when you guys stop voting for trumpsters.

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First of all, konan, I ain't a tourist. I am a Hans Herr descendant and all of my family has lived in the County since 1740. So, STFU on the tourist crap. Second of all, I guess you have missed all the advertising by Weis Markets that their pharmacies are giving out vaccine. We don't have Weis Markets in Montgomery County, so I went HOME (got that. MFer, HOME) to get a vaccine. And will go and visit my mother in lovely New Holland when I get my second shot.

And my burial plot in the family plot in lovely Paradise is already reserved. You walked into a hornet next with your casual put down, a**hole. Jerks like you are why I live down here now but I bet I could lose your a** in the Southern end.

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Interesting. So you think the county's allocation is distributed according to ancestry.com? You are required to attest to the truthfulness of your address. Hornets nest of unethical actions is more like it. You yourself said you live in another county. Philly isn't Lancaster County tourist.

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PS. I seriously doubt you could "lose me in the southern end" but again, mapquest isn't a qualifier for vaccine registration.

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Liz needs to get out of her yoga pants and get a real job away from the house. Every single one of my Republican friends is fully vaccinated for covid as am I. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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If we had reasonable federal courts, mandatory immunizations might fly. But with the addition of Asterisk, Kegstand, and Amy COVID, I think we know individual freedumb will win every time.

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Pope guy says otherwise? But I guess that means Catholics are just one more religion that doesn't do as they say.

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