In case you missed it because you were taking your bubbe to shul, Republicans gathered in Las Vegas on Saturday to beg Republican Jews -- all two and a half of them -- to give them Jew dollars for their 2016 presidential aspirations. This is a thing Republicans do sometimes because even though American Jews are overwhelmingly Democrats, and
The Rachel Maddow Show (without Rachel Maddow) on Friday had two very interesting pieces of this convention.
Gov. Christie was directly asked if he was going to have a private meeting with Adelson. Using the first names of the Mr. and Mrs., Gov. Christie said that had not been arranged.
Why would he lie about something like this? Is it just a reflex?
Then they discussed how many Republicans (down to Ms. Linsey) are all of a sudden opposed to gambling on the Internets. And by that I don&#039;t refer to wondering if your comments will get posted on Wonkette.
So basically the republicans are wanting subsidised from the tax money we send the jews every year $5 million I believe it is,what a bunch of welfare rats those fucks have became
Oy, for fick&#039;s sake.
But was it an <i>unleavened</i> cheesecake?
Today&#039;s GOP: putting the <i>Gewalt</i> in <i>Oy, Gewalt!</i>.
Since &quot;Matthew as a Jew name&quot; was so popular, Govs. Walker and Christie have renamed themselves Shlomo Walker and Yeshua Christkiller, repectively.
Don&#039;t get me started.
Bulworth: &quot;They always put the big Jews on my schedule.&quot;
Next year in Vegas!
I wonder if they served ham and cheese bagel sandwiches?
Ham, egg, and cheese bagel.
Hora? I thought she was just really friendly.
How do they get the Matzoh to stand still when it sees the knife?
Just wait till Sheldon offers them money to convert.
<i>DANCE HORA FOR JEW DOLLARS</i>
Wasn&#039;t that a 60s game show?
It&#039;s only kosher if the rabbi kills the pig.